Alan F Giles

after months of hard work, my team and I finally came up with a slogan for meat. so proud of everyone involved!

every guy wants to hear the same four words

“Do your research before you meet your heroes” - the Wealth Brothers

“Wanting to be a business owner is a huge red flag” -the Wealth Brothers

Finally! This barbershop quartet only does Imagine Dragons songs

feeling gaslit rn

so you're saying I should vote for Target

said this to my boss during a quarterly review and SHE gave me a $10,000 raise

some specific team shoutouts (1/?) -Gunther for the rhyme idea (meat and eat) -Tiffany for punctuation -JT for the fonts -Mary Grace for writer's room morale (she's hilarious) -Chaz for catering -Brian for catering when Chaz was sick -Naomi for market research -Sam (RIP)

after months of hard work, my team and I finally came up with a slogan for meat. so proud of everyone involved!

guac is extra

had the most terrifying time of my life at Disney Food and Wine festival

audition for a Harold team

comment “gong time” if you agree

with @jordanleecoheen !

every guy with a laptop in a coffee shop:

@ItsDaniColucci no

my friend put a Playstation 5 on his wedding registry—-is that allowed

scientists say there could be hundreds of different fonts on this mug, maybe thousands

Can’t choose your cubicle mate w/ @alanfgiles

TGIF mode has been activated…

just once it would be nice to be told that I'M the one who has won the internet today, good sir