Alan Jones

Just watched the very squelchy @TheShadowStrays. I think it’s about time we gave @Timobros a Bond. Reckon you could go PG?

@jamescutlan87 I did the Marazion 10k. The wind was so strong on the coast that the rain actually hurt. I might just do a sea front run anyway tomorrow.

#GreatSouthRun cancelled because of wind and rain. Thank god the organisers weren’t in charge of Marazion 10k a few weeks ago. They would have cancelled that one too . Watch out cross country is cancelled soon for being too muddy 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

@_amanda_jazz_ @Great_Run I'd still be happy to do 10 miles in the morning. So would lots of others. Maybe there should be a meet up in the morning.

@Great_Run #GreatSouthRun ‼️‼️

@embrace Heard my 4 Yr old granddaughter singing A Glorious Day to herself. Couldn't be prouder. Can't wait to get her to a gig!

Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a great vet.

The build-up. 🙌 The strike. 🤤 @wesley__burns | #itfc

Craft For Kids - Make your own lifelike 3D Boris Johnson picture (Ask an adult for help with the cutting out)

⬆️ THE TOWN ARE GOING UP! ⬆️ #itfc

Bocil aja udah bisa headbang, masa kamyu kalah🤘

It's not just me, is it?

Tofu: 1; Braverman 0. Lettuce 1; Truss 0.

The omnipresent @GylesB1 turning up in a Judge Dredd @2000AD story from 1998.

#GIVEAWAY# Happy publication day to Stanisław Lubieński for his wonderful, thought-provoking book: What We Leave Behind. To celebrate, we have five copies to give away. To enter, just like and retweet. Closes midnight 16th October 2022. Winners chosen at random. UK delivery only.

I never knew the best medicine could sound so weird.