Alannah Maher

@Steven_Savona Maybe you just need an actual slap in the face?

@DJmollypoppinz 🖕🖕🖕

Ayo @alannahmaher did you film this?

@FUCKSUNDAYBEST This person has way too much time for strapless bras

I thought I was getting whistled at by the men at the mechanics I pass on my way to the bus stop. But it turns out they have a parrot in there. So, the parrot is a misogynist?

The theatrical equivalent of post-dawn kick-ons with an intellectual drag queen as she bares her soul and breaks off into tangents about life, love, gender and identity all while de-dragging and preparing for her day as a private school drama teacher.

I just caught the opening night of #PartySnake at #SydneyFringe and I'm a little in love. It's on until Saturday at 8pm, do yourself a favour sydneyfringe.com/buy-tickets

@Steven_Savona I flew United for my Canada trip (via San Fran) and it was absolutely fine.

All of my flights to and from NY are with United Airlines. I'm a stupid baby who doesn't have much travel experience and just booked those flights because they were cheap. Have since seen so many bad reviews for the airline. Should I be concerned?

Last chance to vote for Wakakirri! NSW Friends in the HEFFRON ELECTORATE If successful, this grant will assist up to 20 schools from disadvantaged communities in NSW to participate in Wakakirri nxt yr. Voting closes August 15, 2019. lnkd.in/eHthBn3

Netflix's 'Easy' is a masterpiece on modern life and relationships and I will not hear otherwise.

I'm personally offended by all the Mamamia songs on Spotify's playlists of musical hits and ballads.

Ok but why does literally every man on a dating app need to be taught a) how to pick a decent picture of himself, and b) enjoying Brooklyn 99 is not a personality trait.

I just skype-interviewed Trixie Mattel from a store room and now I just gotta go about my day job like everything is normal 😦

Anyone else think Bob Hawke waited until 2 days before the election to die to really fuck the last day of the libs election campaign? Scott Morrison could have been prattling on about border security but now he'll be giving a speech about how good a former Labor PM was. Vale Bob

@operation_rosie @nikki_britton Hahaha, hey, I like to leave my therapy sessions on a high!

@alannahmaher @nikki_britton my favourite part was at the end after i went on a very serious rant for an hour and you were like "ok this is great, do you have anything funny to say about the topic seeing as this is a comedy show" hahahaha. thanks for your lovely review!

Working on this article a couple of months ago, I had tremendous conversations with @nikki_britton & @operation_rosie about masculinity, femininity, controversial internet psychologists and being anyone other than a straight white man in comedy. themusic.com.au/article/kr2OhI…

Rose's show at the Enmore the other night was cathartic and hilarious. Can't wait to see Nikki do her thing at The Factory on Sunday ☺

I just knocked a tub of trail mix off my desk and into my handbag. A very big handbag full of pockets and miscellaneous items. Help.

You don't really know what pressure is until you're desperately attempting to fully zip back up a playsuit in a tiny aeroplane toilet stall when they play the announcement to return to your seat and prepare for landing. ✈

@Steven_Savona FAKE NEWS. He found the paper towels from under my kitchen sink, bless his cotton socks.

I recently went to a house party where a guy had brought a roll of paper towels because he knew he would be sweating profusely just standing around. As I sit in this fully air conditioned light rail carriage with beads streaming down, I relate to him on a spiritual level.

I met @Retawes at Aja's gig in Sydney and this brilliant article absolutely nails everything about the Australian tour and the fight to find a place as a queer/nb hip hop artist of colour 👌