Alasterlian 🇨🇦🫡

Took me 8 long months, but I finally got my GooseyWin! #FZERO99

@MartialMushi @toys_retro By the time we graduated, I think the only thing that stuck with me was that we routinely told each other "Yo soy una ensalada" and that was the extent of our Spanish language proficiency. 😂

@MartialMushi @toys_retro I feel you on this. We had Spanish class in high school, but the goss around school was that you could bypass an entire lecture by asking him a legitimate question about Spain, Argentina or soccer and he'd go off on a long-winded story that took up the entire class time.

@RinoTheBouncer Fire Emblem: Three Houses

What game comes to mind?🚀

@ronin21btc Definitely several steps above "bobs and vagene"

This is what actual multiculturalism looks like

@nickimoraa I ain't sharing my 20pc McNuggets with no child; I bought it to devour that whole thing myself! 🙃

Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb. I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣

@SillySeaPancake Not a Vtuber, but this: youtu.be/ScvIbcNV38k?fe…

If you’re REALLY a Canadian Vtuber, name something only a Canadian would remember. I’ll go first:

@ick_real I was standing at a makeup counter in Eaton (which later became The Bay, which recently shut down last year) and the floor from underneath me gave out and I just started falling in slow motion in darkness. I've had this dream/nightmare on and off since I was 4. I'm 42 now... 🙃

did anyone else have a really vivid dream/nightmare as a child that they remember to this day and it has never left your mind orrr.???

@kipso_dipso @wariocolosseum Did they shorten "put it in" to "poutine?" 😬

@wariocolosseum idk what ur talking about but I'm imagining someone moaning the word poutine during sex for some reason

i feel like im going insane why is everyone on my tl suddenly fetishizing canadians

@GamewithDave 🤷‍♀️

Without saying anything… how long have you been playing video games? Reply with a GIF.

@GamewithDave I mean, we played this game during 6th grade compsci class. Since our teacher also managed the compsci lab, anyone who aced his spelling tests 5x in a row got to play in the lab instead of do the recap spelling test. I'd use that time to get ahead in my Carmen Sandiego file.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

How fragile are you that you hear a hospital staffer say "get the COW" (computer on wheels) and get so offended that you file a formal complaint with the ombudsman, resulting in all staff needing to call it a WOW (workstation on wheels) instead??

@RealestMemes_ At 10pm, as a reminder to everyone still awake at that hour.

@Matt_Pinner Schwarzenegger Not Arnold. Just Schwarzenegger. Pure aggressive masculinity (Terminator, Predator, Conan the Barbarian) mixed with lighthearted silliness (Kindergarten Cop, Twins, Jingle All The Way)

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@nyantamach222 My furry son Freddie Mercury. Because he is the champion and he's having a good time; don't stop him now. 😇

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？

@pixelatedrott_ Of course this guy (and his female counterpart) 👇

Gun to your head name a purple haired character

@notcapnamerica Can confirm that people do cheat at hospitals. Especially during night shift when there's less people around. I know that early in my career, one of my colleagues would get blown by a young secretary from another department on breaks, even though he had a gf with 2 kids under 5.

Baby they’re cheating AT the hospital

@OGsDontFold At one point, my brothers, cousins and I were sneaking in family-sized bags of Doritos and 2L bottles of Coke and no one said a word. The people working there literally could not be bothered because we cleaned up after ourselves, unlike the rest of the rest of the people there.

Got a new job at a cinema and it's changed my life, asked my boss "what if we see someone taking their own food in" and she said "Ryan, it's a myth, people can bring their own food in here" my life has been a lie

@oelma__ None; I only use these now. They're erasable, so when I make mistakes, I can erase it and rewrite over it. And since it's erasable, Drs/nurses at work can't borrow/steal it for charting, because I tell them flat out that I can erase what they wrote and write something else.

You can only use one pen for the rest of your life, which are you committing to..

@bamagirl_4_eva Red Farmer's Wrap. I don't know what to make of that...

What's your band name?

@james_xond 👇

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?