ʟʏᴏɴᴇʟ ʙᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ.
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ʟʏᴏɴᴇʟ ʙᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ.
@alaughingstorm
【 ʜᴏᴜsᴇs ʙᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɴɴɪsᴛᴇʀ 】 ——— ❛ if you hear 𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿, relax. it’s probably just me 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. . . . ❜ ••• ( modern asoiaf • mdni )
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I mean, as much as possible I don't wanna be judgemental and all, but . . . yeah. Their customs to 'keep their dragon bloodline pure' is just weird.
𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍.@CrownedLionesss
. . . yeah ugh, incest. . so gross right?. . ( coughs. )
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. . . They're weird, Mum.
They're incestuous aliens—sorry for the word.
𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍.@CrownedLionesss
i‘ve changed my mind. 😌 i‘m free.
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Quick FYI: you're thirsting over them too, Mum.
Specifically Sad Dragon Guy and Dragon Dad No. 2.
𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍.@CrownedLionesss
quick question, why is everyone thirsting over targaryens again? they are nothing but trouble. i should‘ve remembered that.
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I've heard about that party! It was for Edric, wasn't it?
How come I didn't get a welcome back party when I came home back then? Not that I'm jealous though, just curious.
𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍.@CrownedLionesss
I promise I‘m not. All that happened was that your bastard siblings threw a party at our manor . . .
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( Mum pays them good, that's why. No wonder why no rumor could go on for so long . . . except for the brotherfucking accusations. )
𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀@AGoldenStag
(Lannister PR team working overtime 24/7.)
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Tommen's just being obedient, that's what.
𝕵 𝐎 𝐅 𝐅@heirofstag
Yeah because Tommen just lets him.
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It's Dad's usual threat, but it never happens, anyway. It does only to Tommen, though.
𝕵 𝐎 𝐅 𝐅@heirofstag
Pft , like Hell I am.
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You're not lying to me though, Mum, are you? 😭
𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍.@CrownedLionesss
there were no orgies :(
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So, are your orgies done now, Mum?
I'm only gonna go home when you're done. 😭
𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐍.@CrownedLionesss
yes pls i‘m surrounded by your father‘s bastards.
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