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it’s astounding how white men will see the most beautiful parts of this planet and immediately be violent

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

The wildest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.47 in just two months is that Donald Trump is mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein Files.

The ATM ask 25 questions... can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

thank you @googlemaps

Adulthood is realizing when you’re on your last straw, there’s always a laster straw!

Pls don’t get mad at me but can we also talk about how people are losing weight rapidly (not talking about Ozempic) because people’s stomachs are hurting? I’ve observed so many people saying everything is making their stomach hurt like what is going on???

Quando já me perguntaram algo 5 vezes e eu continuo sem ouvir:

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

me putting away my $200 in groceries

Here it is, my occasional reminder that balloons won't make it up to grandma in heaven. But they will return to Earth and choke wildlife.

world leaders need to drop more carrots and less bombs

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

All I think about is buy buy buy buy buy like please