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@alb_328

Paramedic (~10yrs) 🚑 Current MD-Student 👩🏻‍⚕️ M2 Taking it one facetious day at a time

Florida, USA Katılım Şubat 2022
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I made a similar list to this for Paramedics Here’s what I also added: 😷 Use a non-rebreather for PreOx when they’re barely breathing 🦾 Give the BVM to the new EMT student. It’s so easy, just squeeze it. 🤯 Don’t leave a higher flowing nasal cannula on during your attempt, because anything other 4Lpm causes immediate cerebral implosion 🤤 Have someone else suction for you, so you can verbalize where exactly to put the catheter tip. 🔊 The ventilator alarms are there to remind you to give more paralytic. Listen to them. 🥊 Don’t prepare backup devices. Just go practice on airway heads until you’re better. It’s not that different. 👇🏼 Blood pressure smood smessure. If you feel a pulse you’re good. 🧖‍♀️ If you feel stressed, use 100 kg as the estimated weight no matter their height or habitus. Back to how our forefathers taught us 🫙A continuous waveform needs negative bowel sounds. Probably a solid squeeze in all 7 anterior ausc fields too just in case. Squeeze hard so they can hear it. 🥇 Your go-to ventilator settings are fine for everyone. Trust your gut, 16-500-5. Say it with your chest. 🤯…sometimes sarcasm feels too real, because we’ve seen it all!
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Holy moly.
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@barstoolspringb Bro said undies. Definitely not a mastermind supervillain.
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@joshmcgoo I prefer my anti-arrhythmics to have an 87 year half-life and pick and choose what channels they block so I love Amio
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Josh McGough, MD@joshmcgoo·
What's your favorite antiarrhythmic and what is it NOT amiodarone?
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@barstoolspringb Americas sweetheart with the logic. Love to see it 🤣 “didn’t know his own shoe size” ☠️
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Barstool Spring Break
Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb·
Brady reacts to Dave’s tweet
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente

I want to follow the logic. He started dating Annika knowing she’d come on @barstoolspringb and she’d mention the situationship and then start hooking up with Smokes even though that was the one thing I didn’t want because I didn’t want same exact storyline as last year and that would cause me to send the situationship who I only knew existed cause she brought him up? He’s a supervillain if he pulled that off.

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@barstoolspringb Dude stood on his toes & slightly lost balance. She then charged him like 5 times. If he didn’t move, she would have physically assaulted him. Just ew. No wonder you brought her bc she is the active toxic y’all want, not passive toxic like Annika or whatever her name is
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@barstoolspringb This was happening at the exact same time 🤣 🤣
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Rudolph@RUDOLPHJUNDA·
Good to see that guy who crashed the bush gaming car is keeping his head up.
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Barstool Spring Break
Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb·
The girls react to Kelly Keegs and Tommy Smokes joining the cast
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Big Beaver Fan
Big Beaver Fan@BigBigbeavfan·
@Return_Of_RB @barstoolspringb Rico, there’s a little reading between the lines here. You’re holding yourself to the same standard as Katic and Dante - that’s not why Dave sent you. He’s not expecting you to cheat on your wife or party - he wants you to blow up on Meek.
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Rico Bo$co
Rico Bo$co@Return_Of_RB·
final thing I’ll say. A content person and a social person sat next to each other at dinner. The social person was falling asleep. I was the content person … so do the detective work. Looking forward to watching the rest of the show @barstoolspringb
JoeByron@JoeByron46

@barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente Bosco is right? Why does he need to talk to meek so bad? In reality tv does the cast just talk to the cameraman the whole time?

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@barstoolspringb This dude seems like someone who would creep girls tf out and make it harder to interact with the cast. Majjjor creeper vibes
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@JoeSantagato I read it was to screw over his old label for some sort of financial related tie to playing his own songs. But playing them on YouTube was a loophole?
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Joe Santagato@JoeSantagato·
I can’t believe people have actually complained about Justin Bieber sitting at the laptop and singing along to his old songs. FUCK. FOMO is killing me rn.
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“Tracheal deviation” is an Xray finding, or getting close to a confirmation for casket purchase. I have seen images of MASSIVE pneumos -midline tracheas visible on exterior inspection -in another zip-code on Xray Yet “trachea midline” is documented on toe pain. It makes me itch
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Another day, another unrealistic practice question… Mid 20s male, penetrating stab wound to the chest. BP 115/75 HR 110 SpO2 94% PhysEx- “Trachea is shifted to the left” Pick the correct combo of findings for: Fremitus. Percussion. Breath sounds You want me to do what?
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People literally just landed back on Earth. I can do another Uworld block.
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@MarcusVPinto I say thank you to the 4th order practice questions in the neuro Uworld blocks
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Marcus Pinto, MD, MS
Marcus Pinto, MD, MS@MarcusVPinto·
Dear neurology trainees, throughout your career, you will encounter hundreds of patients with presentations you've never seen before. That is when applying the basics becomes most crucial. Define the tempo, localization, and syndrome, then proceed to differential and work up.
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