🅰️LB🅰️ 📈📉

@unturnededge Maybe a few storm clouds...until Tuesday 😬

@ALBACapMgmt Feels like the awkward setup is bonds finally forcing the issue while equities are still acting like AI beta solved macro. Do you think this stays a rates/inflation wobble, or is the real risk that commodities + Asia weakness start turning it into more of a growth scare?

No one is bearish risky assets any more but bonds are really eating shit in Asia today. Industrial and Precious look like arse and 🇰🇷 and 🇯🇵 indices do too while crudes havent done too much. Maybe inflation jitters gonna rock the boat a little.

@burner_v3 bro thats how i test the emotional status of all my women

@ALBACapMgmt You first

they have it so easy g.co/gemini/share/b…

@burner_v3 I love ai.

@ChiTownIndy @choffstein @bennpeifert What has he done wrong ?

@ALBACapMgmt @choffstein @bennpeifert The golden rule of “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”…comes to mind.

I don't understand the grave dancing on QVR's downfall. It's tough to build any business and sad to watch a few bad months sink 5+ years of hard work. I hope everyone there lands on their feet. I really don't get the pile-on against @bennpeifert personally. He's contributed tons of education to the discourse on options/volatility on this hellsite. You can dislike his politics/personal choices without cheering his downfall.

@ScottishFA @Strath_FAI @spfl @SWPL Corrupt paedo apologist filth. Worse than FIFA under Blatter. Even Lineker thinks you are a bunch of dogs and thats saying something given his form.

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@zupollask @eradke @choffstein I do, thats why this post is dumb af

@ALBACapMgmt @eradke @choffstein People have no clue who are the customers of hedge funds...

@eradke @choffstein people who invest in vol funds wont be able to feed their families ? fkg lol

@ALBACapMgmt @choffstein Did his knowledge help you, it didn't help his investors. Seems like a breach of fiduciary responsibility. Some people won't be able to feed their families and I hope you are reaching out to them. Pay it forward.

@CelticFC have drafted in some experience for the title decider with the famous Heart of Midlothian @JamTarts at Epstein Park on Saturday. #HHGH 🇱🇻

1pc before the K200 futures circuit breaker kicks in 😬

@sarcastic_hedgi @quant_arb they are fkg about

@quant_arb @ALBACapMgmt lol the problem is you only know which assets "go up" after you've already bought them buying stuff that went up is easy... buying stuff that will go up is the entire game

Some advice @ALBACapMgmt gave me: “If you only buy assets that go up you can’t blow up”

hahaha nails it 🐶

@ScottPh77711570 Drongo doesnt get used enough

3 hours later shes picking this drongo up off the floor of the bar by his collar saying "you still wanna fuck, mate?" Mouth wrote checks his body couldn't cash Many. Such. Cases /fin

I have a mate who is a legendary 3rd generation stockbroker His sister was hot back in the day Some flash Harry walks into the bar we were drinking at, whispers in his ear "Jonesy, I think I wanna fuck your sister" /1

@Versace_Trader @OvermanBridge @zoecabina Fuck that Confucius guy, stealin' my shit.

@OvermanBridge @zoecabina Actually, I think that quote’s from @ALBACapMgmt

Currently in the studio audience of a TV show and holy shit, the average person is so dumb I just realised I was in a massive bubble where I am the dumbest person among smart people but leave the bubble and people are… borderline retarded

@larpcapitalwc @ScottPh77711570 @quant_arb

@ALBACapMgmt @ScottPh77711570 @quant_arb You’ve always taught me that alba 💪

@larpcapitalwc @ScottPh77711570 @quant_arb You should get Scott to take you down Soi Cowboy in Bangers so you can practice your Muay Thai

@ScottPh77711570 @Fredo52805081 @bennpeifert just use this meme from now on

@Fredo52805081 @bennpeifert But he didn't shove his "aGenDa" down anyone's throat, did he? He simply has different politics than you, and when you're a feeble minded fucktard it hurts your fragile feelings to see someone with a different opinion to you inside your carefully created online experience gtfo

You know what pisses me off? Fuckwits who can't trade dunking on @bennpeifert who manages 1.5B, and manages to be a human I deeply admire He's a top bloke and a hero to his people

@ScottPh77711570 @bennpeifert FMD seppos will turn anything into.... I didnt like his politics. I hate this fkg app, every fkg retarded nobody gets to weigh in. Im leaving till Monday in protest.