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@itungo__ Is Gofen a joke to you

Omuzungu yakola Dynapar 🥹😩😩 10/10

@Munalozy I have a nigga like that from primary school, when we meet, we can do a review from the last time we met then dissappear for months or even a year plus and the cycle continues

There are some friends you meet physically who are very energetic and jovial, with lots of gist. They keep talking and smiling like you haven’t seen each other in years. But the moment they get back home, you won’t hear from them, they won’t text or call. They’re terrible at reaching out unless you do first. Yet, when you meet again, the same energy comes back. Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with this set of friends. 🤣

@IamApass @kabootweet Hollywood and Buwoma

What are your top 3 songs on the Miracles Album 💿 ???

@KomugishaPeace For the mentally smart ones - "Dicmatization", though before you get a chance to prove yourself, you have to be either funny or confident and knowledgeable. For the dumb ones, you can simp your way with all that money can buy.

How do men approach such ladies😅😅wat do u even convince them 🫢

@paulwebs1 Often, people confuse "Lingala" the language and "soukous" the music genre.

Northerners have two favorite music genres, Lingala and Nigerian music. If you find one whose favorite is Country music, American pop, soul, and R&B, that one is just a wiseacre who has been influenced by Kampala peer pressure for more than a year.

@lavillanelleee I enjoyed @rheaseehorn pulling a sigga spliff, that's pro, she must be an actual smoker IRL.

actress so good that vince gilligan literally wrote the role for her after working with her on bcs. she signed on without reading a script and has since won a critics choice and golden globe (+ more). she’s also the frontrunner for this year’s emmy, and pluribus has become apple tv’s most streamed show. so yeah… rhea seehorn… that’s what you call perfect casting

I think the most underrated adulthood blessing is having parents who can financially take care of themselves

@BreakingBad_ No, the build up took too long

Did you like Saul Goodman just in Breaking Bad?

@djspinnyug Mama Mia by Jose Chameleon shouldn't miss on that list, that song marked an impactful transition in the entire Ugandan music industry

Mr DJ is top 5 greatest Ugandan song of all time 🔥

@Mwakina_ @Adrian_realestt Between 30mins to 1hr

@Mwakina_ @Adrian_realestt Route one is always premature, with a handjob...u start on route 2 with her....gives a good run.

Masturbation is the number one cause of ADHD. Change or perish.

@HustleKing01 Yes When you are an errands guy

Have you ever wondered why everyone else around you wins except you ?

@BreakingBad_ Most solid Bro i have seen

What are your opinions on Skinny Pete?

@Danjay_P7 @Adrian_realestt Guys are masturbating and pumping seed out here...what are you talking about.

Masturbation will make you dislike pussy. Reduces your dick to pencil, kill your erection and kill your appetite. Masturbation also create low self esteem, men who masturbate are always afraid of approaching women. They're low quality men, weak and dreadful. Dude get yourself pussy and save your remaining days on earth.

@JoshuaLutaaya__ A DJ once cut for me Like Glue before reaching "Pon De River, Pon di Bank" ...I walked out of the bar.

Cutting off Aye by Davido before the best part of “de baddest baby girl you de baddest…”

@Philemonkats I find the variance in fuel prices not significant at all....reason I take only shell Vpower

Do you think consuming fuel from different fuel stations isn’t good for your car? Should one have a given fuel station (brand) where they take their car to get fuel.

@Bosslord_ @leodey4uu You're a legend

@leodey4uu Just fond one riding video or missionary video that you can see the dick going in and out 🥹

M@sturbating is easy but finding the right video is hard 😭

@MoviePlugHQ Is Eastern Condors a joke to you

No military movie can beat this one… prove me wrong.🪖💥

@NytoP2PMwangi Mbona huyu ame reveal face, i thought they always protect their client [Read* Meat]

Broke boys have discovered a goldmine. They’re setting up massage parlours in their bedsitters in middle-class Nairobi estates and inviting your wives... And let me tell you… they’re doing some very dangerous things to them.... This world is very cruel 🤣🤣

@elonmusk Why move around, they should be landing there.

NASA Artemis passing close to the Moon