DaddyAlboy

There’s two types of girls in this world gold rush or Dierks Bentley.

How the fuck you late to dinner but dress up a week early for Halloween

@alboy401 👀👀👀😭😂

@VillainCyn Dude😂😂

POV you just called your boys girl the wrong name …

Learning

If i had type it would be girls who have fun.

Get up get stoned get to your dreams

I was in LOVE with a stripper, but I just LIKED the bartender

Get up get stoned Get educated

Some nights …

If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.

Haven’t seen one “men ain’t shit” tweets in a while.. you bitches must want Christmas gifts

@gate_fuck Either champs or denim dude maybe nortons

I wanna date a little country girl. Where’s my Carrie Underwood at?

Any stoners wanna go snowboarding

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

@presleytroi Wondering why my wheels are curbed

Kids in 2030: yo momma so ugly nobody subscribed to her onlyfans

I only wear my seatbelt when she drives🖤

The camel knew it was some gas 😂⛽️