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next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

@sarim_22 Nuggets nahi hain :/

@albxtraoz Nuggets bhi dal saktay thay

airfryer mein anda bananay ki koshish (wtf!?) kyunkay is mulk mein gas nahi ati

@ShahnaseebB Surprisingly, it worked 😅

@albxtraoz I tried, didn’t work. But you can definitely warm up your toasts if you don’t have a toaster.

Pocket money, haq mehr, and now living in joint family system - kya chal raha hai twitter pay ajkal yar? Ap log kaam waam nahi kartay?

@Talha_Sultann @methlamine Congratulations!!! You officially have the most ridiculous take on twitter today. Must be a proud moment!

@methlamine not every girl is wife material. For those who are, joint family works fine.

Buy your wife a seperate house for her mental peace. Time is not appropriate for joint family system.

@fizzyfuzzs tbh muted-tone of every color under the sun

guys what is the best colour that goes along with ivory/off white

My house help was making biryani, accidentally left the stove on and went about his day. Later said he turned the stove off and blamed jinn for turning it on and burning his biryani pls 😭😭😭😭

@mastikhorpaglu Synflex if u ever feel like someone is stabbing u open

What are the safest pills you can take for period cramps?

@ahmedkhan111989 Ew u just reminded me. Ruined my mood

@albxtraoz Don't go Karachi plz It's burning 🔥

THE WEATHER IS SOOOO GOOOD I LOVE U ISLAMABADDDD

@Advjalila Zayada faida nahi hua 😅

I want to get into an argument with this guy. Do you think I should engage?

And the fact that the number of men who flirt around despite being married is far higher than the number of women who do the same raises a question: is this constant emphasis on women’s chastity a defensive mechanism or a way of projecting their own shortcomings onto women?

Pakistani men will push the “we need a chaste woman” agenda every chance they get whenever Pakistani women talk about their marital rights. Yet their search history is full of p*n, their Instagram following is filled with OF models, and their DMs are full of cheap messages.

Normalize using twitter as your own personal dairy and not caring about who likes your post

@BauhatSara It’s very much illegal, lol. The U.S. has become much stricter about this over the years. If they find out you’ve abused your visitor visa, they can deny you entry the next time you try to enter the country.

I lowkey judge people who fly to to US to deliver their babies. Why risk flying in the third trimester ? Also, isn’t it sort of illegal to deliver babies in a different counties just for this purpose ?

It’s officially late nights in the middle of June btw

@ShahnaseebB Absolutely!

@albxtraoz Exactly. Your goal should be compatibility and a partner with a career drive.

Im soooo over this haqmehr convo on my tl. No amount of money can act as a security to save a marriage. It is what it is.

@nxmxse istg since when did khaadi become expensive like that

why's khaadi asking for my kidney for just one shirt?????