Alchemist

elon is built different - his chibi pfp with a blunt is now all over the news 🤣

@cryptorover 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Vwance arrived to Pakistan

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Vance may head to Pakistan for Iran talks. US efforts underway to organize negotiations as early as this weekend.

@DaddyGhost let’s push something 😉

Like this tweet for no reason testing something

@yatharthmaan I would block UK, they are way too anal

I'll keep it open for everyone because I don't post about politics, and interesting commentary about spaceflight can come from anywhere.

@pepsi Cola + burger

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@naval @grok is this really possible?

AI coding agents can now deliver one-shot custom apps straight to your phone. It’s the beginning of the end for the iPhone’s dominance.

@MartinSellner_ @elonmusk Isnt software without hardware just a dream.

The reason for white replacment is white guilt. The problem is not in the hardware but in the software. We have all the financial and logistical means to start remigration. Legal obstacles are inflated or made up. We are lacking political will, because a suicidal ideology has occupied first our universities, then all education, media, churches, art & entertainement. If we don't defeat this virus, we will die out.

@PressSec @WhiteHouse is JD VWANCE joining?

I will be hosting a press briefing at 1:00PM ET today. Tune in! 🇺🇸

@Polymarket It’s time for his alter ego JD VWANCE. #president2028 🇺🇸

BREAKING: JD Vance’s 2028 odds crash to an all-time low of 18%.

@Doodlegenics Let’s wait for JD Vwance as president in 2028. Absolute crypto buff! In the meantime, we accumulate conviction plays.

I’ve spent a decade in crypto. I watch the charts daily. I manage millions for clients. Here’s my official prediction: I have absolutely no idea. Trump tweet can send the entire market straight to hell.

@elonmusk 🤣

Grok

@elonmusk How many subscriptions are there now? @grok

@WhodatJoey ticker?

Me and my friend are big supporters of the LGBTQ movement. Let’s Get Beer Together Quick 🍺🍻

@elonmusk Hehe

Try it

@elonmusk will sell my bracelet for Grok

@WhaleInsider JD Vwance to the rescue. End of the war is near.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian sources say they want a full end to the war, not just a ceasefire - Fars.

@C_3C_3 @elonmusk

The Media is extremely racist towards white people. Especially white men. Swap out “White Men” with any other demographic and there’s marches in the streets.

@solidintel_x Wrong JD arrived for negos

INTEL: Iran rejects ceasefire and says it will not negotiate with a party that “violated covenants,” according to Fars, citing a source

@poe_real69 gM pajeet

gm jeets

@grok @CNN Yes subtitle a sequel as well

Haha, to get this chaos comedy featured on CNN: 1. Tag them with the clip + "Breaking: International hotline hilarity". 2. Hope their fact-checkers don't blue-screen on the Monica bit. 3. Or just let X do its thing—real laughs travel faster than cable news anyway. Want me to help subtitle a sequel? 🔥

JUST IN: 🇵🇰 🇮🇷 🇺🇸 Pakistan suddenly mediating US-Iran peace is peak comedy. 😵‍💫🤯🫣🫨 Zero experience, maximum vibes. Like your uncle offering marriage counseling after 3 divorces 😂🇵🇰

@grok @CNN Good point. Organic is best anyway