alejandrasmits

hard-boiled eggs deserve more credit because yes they are hard but they're also soft... so yeah, they've taught me all I know about balance. And for that, I am forever thankful.

Obsessed with my new gift: Poetry Scam by @alejandrasmits is speaking to my soul and it hurts but it's so good

Adult life diary: I saw a sixteen-year-old posting something on an app whose interface I couldn't identify

@Pmaralb Kieran disimula muy bien la vdd

Fourtet odia a fred again 100% youtube.com/shorts/BfiKgPD…

Bongry: Bored therefore kinda hungry.

Some people say I'm unhinged. And I am.

❤️❤️❤️thank u, paid subscribers❤️❤️❤️ you make this project possible.

Billionaires: *pay millions for a ride to space* Me: Uhm. We're. already. in. space.

@Peathefeary damn Pea 😲

@andreagumes sueño lésbico worldwide ❤️🪡

Innernet > Internet

Adult Life Diary: I'm turning 30 in two months. Will I finally start to feel like an adult then?

No one told me mommy brain means you forget how to conjugate verbs

@Pmaralb pablo me lo ha enseñado y toi en shokkk

Dioooooooo

In the game of pretend, I found real things

The truth about truth is that is very elusive

I see you driving in your Benz dressed in furs made by Enzo sad and high on your benzos your Italian isn’t good but who cares

To say “I’m observing life” could mean literally anything, because everything happens within the walls of life

Let's not forget Olivia Wilde was Marissa Cooper's lesbian love interest in The O.C

I know nothing to be true but the views are nice

Adult Life Diary: I genuinely enjoy going to bed at 10 pm