Alex Coe

@SamueILFC I'm sure it'll still be Gakpo or Slot's fault, don't worry.

I’m speechless. Why did he change his technique from thundering his penalty to that? Lost for words.

If Gakpo had missed that Salah chance you'd never have heard the end of it. #LIVGAL

@DaleJohnsonBBC 'Over the last five and 10 years his team have consistently not been close to the top of the net spend table.' transfermarkt has them approx joint second over 10 yrs! But what about the 7 years prior? A net spend more than double that of any other Prem club. An odd omission imo.

Is Pep Guardiola right about Man City's lower net spend in the Premier League? A look at incoming and outgoing deals across the big six. Can income raised from the sale of academy players create a slightly misleading picture of first-team net spend? 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@AskeBay Have resent it

@AskeBay please could you reply to DM

@FPL__Raptor @LetsTalk_FPL Goal threat might not be exceptional, but Arsenal are playing West Ham game after next, who famously cannot defend corners this season - conceded 7 goals from corners in 5 matches.

@LetsTalk_FPL Are we stuck in the past a bit with the Gabriel pick? Decent goal threat, but not exceptional. No real chance of DEFCON unless they get dominated which will not happen with their upcoming games. Isn't great for bonus. Needs lots of clean sheets (which they probably get tbh).

Which combination do you prefer? A) Gabriel, Tarkowski, Stach, Gyökeres B) Burn, Richards, Saka, Richarlison Option A has £0.4m itb, Option B has £0.0m itb. I am tempted by Option B, but it gives me a massive benching headache in the attack (see team below 😭)

Best presenting of a Eurovision that I can remember. Thank you Switzerland. Other countries please take note. #Eurovision

Just give it to Sweden now. #Eurovision

@fpl_tactician (It’s not enough)

One of the best noises at work is when it’s empty and someone finds Bloc Party on guitar hero.

Dean could have just sat in the house for the 12 weeks then walked into the boardroom at the end of the last episode and he’d have still won. Utterly pointless. #TheApprentice

Right, Mia, you’ve been the best business candidate in this process by far, but can you design clothing? No? Sorry, you’re fired. Jordan, you’ve been awful all series but you said a nice story so you’re in the final five. #theapprentice

Dean could literally just stay behind at the house for an entire task and Alan would still give him the benefit of the doubt in the boardroom and fire someone else instead. #TheApprentice

@SteveH1878 @cucumbbbb Hope you’re okay Steve x

@alex_coe @cucumbbbb Another telly clapping Gobshite who's never ever seen them play live!!! Fucking embarrassing twat!

Rio Ferdinand is already one of the worst co-commentators going, but listening to him on Liverpool games is truly awful. He was devastated when PSG’s goal was ruled offside, then starts shouting for a red card for Konate. Desperate to see Liverpool lose. #PSGLIV

@cucumbbbb Certainly can see the red call either way but the point is him literally shouting for a red like a PSG fan in the stands! Somehow, if it was Man Utd and that was Maguire, I don’t think Rio is shouting ‘that’s a red card!!’. He simply can’t hide his bias.

@alex_coe I think any football fan other than a Liverpool fan would be shouting for a red card there, that was clear as day But agree he’s an idiot

@LetsTalk_FPL Think he’s trying to play offside, but it was very chaotic.

How is it not 1-0 🤣 Where was Van Dijk going there!

Rock, paper, fired. Bloody genius. #TheApprentice

After last night's episode it was only ever going to be Jake and Leanne. Bit of a dull final. #TheTraitors

Leanne: "I need to try to get in her mind" #TheTraitors