alexa

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

fuuuuuuuck I hate when two things are true at once

Stop asking why I didn't text back for 15 days i was doing something

“Slop” is such a perfect word for our times…everything we consume from media to food is massive in quantity and horrible quality…real trough hours

daily affirmation: my life feels lynchian in a good way and not a bad way

Going to ragebait men by asking Do you ever wish you were tall

got my tutto passa tattoo earlier this year bc these really the vibes the real ones bringing into 2025

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

behave or i will turn into my father

why would i choose him if i wanted to lose him?

second day in a row someone asked me if i was famous…bitch i might be

Why it’s so many bad bitches in Ohio?

looking at him after going through his following

doing this at work

@SteffenReagan no literally 😭