Alexbuchanan.bsky.social

@escapeveloxity @alexbuchanan @PaulReadWrites @nicola_hilliard Another win for @alexbuchanan 👏 who has bagged 6th place too! #GoldCrackers

@escapeveloxity In 3rd place @alexbuchanan, we see what you did there Alex 😂 #GoldCrackers

Think I’m done.

@producerchris @MrNishKumar @hellobuglers @aliterative Harsh. I only flag Andy’s pun runs as that.

Got a few MAGA nuts not liking clips of the latest Bugle, including getting a TikTok (yes we’re on TikTok!) taken down for ‘violent extremism’. I can only assume it was @MrNishKumar talking about his bowels. Anyway, it’s back up now. Please listen & enjoy our ‘violent extremism’

@paulybengali My cancer is completely gone. I’m gutted it took me ages to make that poster about star signs.

@ArianeSherine Well you’d be good at that surely?

I reinstalled Bumble aka Bumhole this morning, but every guy is either dull or waving more red flags than the Chinese embassy. I just don’t have the strength for it. The first profile I saw today said ‘Looking for a girl who’s not afraid to tell me to go fuck myself.’ Er, what?!

@nickburne If we’re allowed to pick a charity we work for then @SSChospices (although whether we are set up to receive bitcoin donations is another question)

I need to do an experiment and will give 0.01 Bitcoin (about $700) to 3 separate charities. Please comment with your favourite charity name below and I'll choose 3 at random.

@ZachWeiner Trump has parallel evolutions and can either evolve into Trumptator or Convicto. Is surprisingly immune to mud attacks in all forms.

Setting aside who you'd like to win, which candidate has a name best suited to both be a Pokemon and have well-named evolutions? First and last names are both permitted.

I love how you can enjoy really top quality free half hour fireworks show each November, provided you don’t mind it being split between 27 nearby houses over the course of nine days.

@qikipedia Go on then

You could just about roll the London Eye under the Wembley Arch. (📷 Adam Bengtsson/Wikiolo)

The power of AI is truly awe inspiring.

@youwouldknow Goons are now technically self-employed and have to find jobs through Goondr

90% of community note discussions have people saying ‘this is engagement farming’ as if getting engagement isn’t the point of every post on here. (Except this one)

@ArianeSherine Eggs are probably 4 times the price sweets are now though!

@alexbuchanan That’s good. Back in the Eighties, egging houses was quite common!

Open the door coughing, and tell them you think you have Covid, and only have Fisherman’s Friend lozenges or vitamin C chewables to offer them in any case.

@Uber there seems to be no way on your app to tell you that an address is wrong, resulting in me and your driver driving around aimlessly looking for it for ten minutes while incurring extra fees…

@SoozUK I remember a post about someone who had their name spelt wrong on an email thread and did a full ‘do you know how disrespectful this is’ reply all back only to then discover it was because they had spelt their own name wrong on their email signature.

@myelessar “I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, if by life or by death I can help you build the client deck for EOP Thursday I will.”

i was born to wander the wilds

@epicdndmemes @JakeHurwitz Found Hardwon’s next familiar

@anon_opin You are allowed to spray more than once.

One-calorie cooking spray is ridiculous. It doesn't coat the pan properly, drys out and fries poorly. And besides, 50cals of olive oil isn't the reason you are fat bastard.