Alex Irvin

That’s my boy !

The first one is free ...

@FrancisSuarez Best mayor I've seen down here. Thank you for your service to South Florida, Mr. Suarez 🫡

Sixteen years ago, I took an oath to serve this extraordinary city. Today, I say goodbye with a heart full of gratitude. Miami, you’ve challenged me, inspired me, and shaped me. From our neighborhoods to our skyline, from moments of crisis to moments of celebration, it has been the honor of my lifetime to serve the people of this city. This chapter closes, but my love for Miami never will. Thank you for the trust, the passion, and the relentless belief in what we can be together.

@KingJames @DwyaneWade @chrisbosh Miami Heat Big 3 Throwback

@BrianRoemmele this looks familiar ... finance.yahoo.com/news/uare-ai-r…

@GavinNewsom @grok Is there any data on victims of politically motivated violence in the USA? Who tends to engage in such acts?

The attack on Charlie Kirk is disgusting, vile, and reprehensible. In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.

@elonmusk Love how Elon says “easy prediction” and then just drops absolute stunners

It’s an easy prediction of where things are headed. Devices will just be edge nodes for AI inference, as bandwidth limitations prevent everything being done server-side.

📉📈 FRI-YAY DATA VIBES Some people wrap up their week with happy hour. We wrap ours up with dashboards. Because nothing says weekend-ready like: ➡️ “Why did email click-throughs spike at 3:17am?” ➡️ “Who bought 14 lipsticks in one order?” ➡️ “Why did that campaign work when it absolutely shouldn’t have?” Analytics: the chaotic best friend who always tells you the truth, whether you’re ready for it or not. Here’s to insights, anomalies, and that one chart that made us say: “Wait… what?”

High email open and click rates critical, and converion rate is king. One of the most underlooked metrics (and my personal favorite) that boils it all into one is revenue per email sent. It's a great shortcut to evaluate the list, offer, creative all at once. Valuable for a busy pro. Make sure to take a peek at $/email !!

We have the biggest trade deficit with a rabbit in American history, folks. The Easter Bunny . . . he gives you eggs, then he takes our jobs. It’s a bad deal. We're looking into tariffs on marshmallow imports. Many people tell me licorice is better, so we're looking into licorice.

First leadership role? College computer lab manager, 1999. 🖨️ Fixed printers. 🧠 Fixed confidence. 🧯Put out fires. (Mostly figurative) People walked in stressed about Word docs. They left feeling like tech geniuses. That’s when I learned: Leadership is just helping people believe they can. Thank you Chris Hara and @JayJohnsonLikes for giving me a shot.

Me after updating the shared doc title to include "FINAL FINAL"

@FrancisSuarez @zach_yadegari Best mayor in the country right here. He gets it.

@zach_yadegari Easy choice my friend! Come to the U! And build in our ecosystem…we just came in 10 in VC dollars raised last year and with your help we will continue to climb.

18 years old 34 ACT 4.0 GPA $30M ARR biz Stanford ❌ MIT ❌ Harvard ❌ Yale ❌ WashU ❌ Columbia ❌ UPenn ❌ Princeton ❌ Duke ❌ USC ❌ Georgia Tech ✅ UVA ❌ NYU ❌ UT ✅ Vanderbilt ❌ Brown ❌ UMiami ✅ Cornell ❌

@grldewkis 😂 love the freshman even if his name sounds like a lung disease. Keep an eye on Kaleb Glenn.

@alexirvin This Freshman Matas Vokietaitis is nice! He’s no future Miami Heat Star Vladdy Goldin though (yet)

How are we feeling about the Owls chances to win this years tournament? @alexirvin

@AuburnBlazer I just looked at this. Tiebreaker goes to UAB. Blazers need to win out. Check it out: bball.notnothing.net/aac.php?sport=…

Auburn seed scenarios: #1 seed. End of scenarios. UAB seed scenarios: Currently 1 game ahead of Tulane. If UAB beats FAU and ECU beats Tulane, Blazers will be a 2 or 3 seed. If UAB ends up tied with Tulane, I don’t know what happens.

@TheMattCochrane Pissed me off I’m considering moving a substantial amount of money from their brokerage now.

$HOOD strikes again

@anthonyhomer @AskRobinhood I'm calling Mark White...

Sounds like @AskRobinhood singled you out and is acting discriminatorily.

@alexirvin We’d like to hear more about this from you. Could you send us a private message with some more information? twitter.com/messages/compo…