Alex Mac

I’m just a bill And life is a nightmare

Hispanic? What about her panic

The scientists after conducting the prison experiment:

I was the intimacy coordinator on the set of Stuart Little

My mom said she likes my vibe

Ten likes and I’ll feed him a worm

At Arby's we're like family. We hurt each other. We yell

My sister and I played Barbies and in Rachel’s Version the dolls were spies and one time evil doctors removed Barbie’s heart to see how long she could live without it and whether or not the heart would keep beating I hope that’s in the movie

It’s so funny how they say common sense gun laws will “give the government too much power” but posting armed police units in every single school would be very normal and fine and not have any negative repercussions

I don’t even want to be famous I just know I would kill as a talk show guest

I make myself a little pasta…

God gave me big knees

I’m so proud of Lori Lightfoot. Girls can do anything

I recently found out my bf plays this golf video game as a male version of me. His name is “Alex McLoad”

boobs and bellybutton look like a dumb little face

Are people thin because they do yoga or do they do yoga because they’re thin?