alex ✂️

us 🥺

@Dialga635906 does a ceramic worm offend you that much

@alexthelez U deserve a molten rod rammed down ur 🐈

ive been obsessively thinking about one specific ceramic worm on etsy for months and i finally went on to buy it and it's gone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

just did a massive shit and then a ghost wipe 😌 merry christmas everyone

took a break from twt and gained +10 serotonin

several oomfs beefing on the tl what the fok is going on

accidentally logged out of my twitter account and now all of my draft banger tweets have been deleted 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i wish 🥺

@ifixcarsmami @splashytay i gave your mom some big sloppy last night gtfo

@splashytay literal gag wtf just big and sloppy

happy #fatfemmefriday to all who celebrate🌿🌲🌱🌳🍃🥰✨

gf has had to finish work early because she's got plans so I'm sat here wiggling her mouse for the last 30 mins of her day and that's true love

lestwt when a 16 year old has a bad take on butchxfemme: 🤬😡😤💢 lestwt when their oomf is outed as a racist predat*r: 🤷‍♀️🫣

sorry guys, i cannot participate in the discourse due to the fact i have a life

50 of my oomfs have unfollowed him in the last 24 hours, just waiting for the other 100 of you 🤨

jesse/boyphobe/whatever tf he changed his user to finally getting mass outed as a groomer freak!! i tried to tell you all months ago but im glad people are finally taking notice

please I once gave my ex's friend a piggyback for 25 minutes uphill because she hurt her ankle but some 'butches' can't even offer their jacket out

@4ppleism so real, theyre like my daughters

im overdosing on the xlov cocaine guys i kinda love them

i thought the spades were pussy lips for a solid minute

this having 10x as many quotes as likes is killing me 💀💀

@frogclubs ive been a j*sse hater since day 1 but we have nearly 200 mutuals in common 🤢

oh I see that predatory spider man butch rebranded

the seasonal depression is hitting harder than usual this year

@boygirlfaiIure @besosprincessa oomf this person is just being a dick for no reason, your post made perfect sense. this person has never heard of a hyperbole before

"One of the most" would imply it is extremely intimate when compared to other things like washing your partners hair or bathing them is more intimate. So it would in fact *not* be the most intimate. This is why I said semantics matters lmfao.