Alphie💎
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The way I know Lilac you can't shame her for sleeping with you 😂 kitu sielewi why would someone dismiss you from your work place juu ya agenda ya this app or even your personal life ?

Convince her in three words to leave the chair 😅😅

This girl just walked on me in the bathroom. Now how do I explain to her that it goes from 2 inches to 5.8?

Mmeona mahali mtu amsema ati matoke babes tunakuanga na appetite mtombo🥲😂😂😂 ..how true is this aki?

"If you want to ruin your life, spend it trying to change your spouse’s behaviour." — Charlie Munger

That walk of shame back to your man when you cheated on Him but the other dude didn't deliver<<<<<


Nani anaeza nifunza vile mnaekanga TV zenu ndio zishow football



Friday haifiki?



Najua mmenidinyia… f***ckkkk😭💔.









