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alice@rottentoo·19h

how i think ppl think of me when i step outside i'm like super deadass

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algæ@algae99847·10h

@ReddCinema "hey can you help me open my bottle rq" "ok" "." "omfg this shit is hard" ".." "ight thanks bye" "bye" and they never see each other again

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Redd@ReddCinema·15h

That's fucking stupid

Skores@Skores9q

Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.

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algæ@algae99847·10h

@DR_MakesStuff are the ideas radiation poisoning to bystanders

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D.R@DR_MakesStuff·1d

@algae99847 The hydrogen bomb can kill the baby, but its ideas will live on.

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algæ@algae99847·2d

the hydrogen bomb has to die to kill the coughing baby. that says a lot more about the baby's strength than the bomb's.

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algæ@algae99847·12h

@egemago i dont trust anyone who says that theyre all just diet racists

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roberto💿 #chuudtwt@egemago·1d

i remember when kids used to say “am i a racist if i hate everyone equally?” like no, you’re just corny lmao

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algæ@algae99847·15h

@generatinghandl the tripmines explode your gender

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check | #1 springer fan@generatinghandl·20h

why are like half of my nullscape oomfs are nonbinary? not complaining or anything I love all my enbyoomfs just wondering what about nullscape makes enbies on twt like it so much

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algæ@algae99847·15h

when the point is extremely valid but its a whisper image

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algæ@algae99847·17h

@ZaVileBob 2 minutes but he only needs 2 seconds to decimate you😭

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🌼 Miquella D. kind 🌼@ZaVileBob·1d

2 mins with conquest how is this even a question

leemarh 🌺🥀@celestialysia0

Alright, which one are you choosing?

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algæ@algae99847·21h

@papyqwq my SOCIOLOGY teacher deadass said capitalism incentivizes more technological innovation

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aphy luvs papyrus⁴⁵⁷@papyqwq·1d

communism being discussed in english class

Sameeer@agonyofsam

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algæ@algae99847·21h

@OopsDupp @bootytickler595 never too late to try again

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𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝜗ϱ ˖˚🎀⊹@vanilladxllie·1d

i love this princess she's just like me

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🪷 Willow AspirinJuice🪷 (she/her)@AspirinJuice425·1d

mommy should seek out the dark lord and restore peace to the land of Miitopia

your account being older than me@atopossora

Mommy wants her face back

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silly lily@sillylilylmaoo·1d

"you hear that music, hughie? we forgot to keep winding the music box. the marionette is coming. turn on the generator or some shit i dont know"

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storkii@storkiiofficial·1d

#DELTARUNE Lost and Distressed

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Mitteiy@mitteiy·1d

See how long women have been told all the ways to stay safe and it hasn't worked cause we need men to be held accountable for their violence?!

PmAmTraveller@pmamtraveller

Women’s self-defense gloves from the 1850’s, London

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doflungus@doffylungus·1d

The Boils

zirtsxu@zirtsxu7267

why does he sound like the boiled one

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algæ@algae99847·1d

@Baaahphomette no recipe needed everyone already has that sauce at home

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𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉 ༆@Baaahphomette·1d

Criss 🇷🇴@Crisslikesfball

Say you promise

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algæ@algae99847·1d

@Ollieeee023 but then it no longer is just "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby"..

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Ollie@Ollieeee023·1d

@algae99847 What if someone (not me) used the bomb to smash the baby’s skull in (once again not me) then it wouldn’t have to die in order to kill the baby (something I have never done)

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algæ@algae99847·1d

@valarzer desenhou tudo com uma mão

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