@Ramakri60040541 🚗🚙🚌 I tried to use GPS. It took me to a farm—now I’m surrounded by cows. 🚕🚐🚛 🎌 👑 🎉
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已入驻曰炮平台:👉https://t.co/7aBkDf4q6n 真人认证隐私保护，上平台隐私安全有保障，附近的可加V
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@mingmingzi77888 👨🍳👩🍳 I tried to cook rice. I added too much water—now it’s porridge. 🍳🍲🍥 🌹 💰 🪐 🍄 👑
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@sherry_lin0510 💵💶💷 Why did the penny feel sad? It was worthless. 💸💹💴 🚩 🍄 💐 🎉 💦
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@1004foxmao 🌶️🧂🍯 I tried to eat a hot pepper. I drank a gallon of water—my mouth is still on fire. 🍋🍊🍉 🧢 🌈 💐
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💥西雅图那位自诩为共产主义者的市长刚刚遭遇了残酷的现实打击 - 而她似乎依然没有意识到这一点。
亚马逊 - 这家真正缔造了现代西雅图的公司 - 在历经多年的投资与扩张后，正关闭遍布全市的亚马逊生鲜（Amazon Fresh）门店。这家全球最富有的企业之一，几乎未作任何预告，便要离开自己的“后院”。
员工们猝不及防。
社区失去了购买食品杂货的渠道。
空置店面日益增多。
这位市长曾公开承诺，绝“不允许”连锁超市抛弃社区。
亚马逊还是关门了。
这不仅仅关乎食品杂货。这关乎当一座城市变得过于昂贵、过于敌视且对那些支撑其发展的企业而言过于不可预测时，会发生什么。
亚马逊并没有辜负西雅图。
是西雅图的领导层辜负了西雅图。
当经济引擎悄然收拾行装离开时，借口很快就会用尽。
这究竟是更大规模出走潮的开端，还是仅仅一家公司做出的明智商业决策？
请在下方留言分享你的看法 👇
GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE@GOP_is_Gutless
Seattle’s proudly communist mayor just got a brutal reality check — and she still doesn’t seem to get it. Amazon, the company that literally built modern Seattle, is shutting down its Amazon Fresh stores across the city after years of investment and expansion. One of the richest corporations on Earth is walking away from its own backyard with almost no notice. Employees blindsided. Neighborhoods losing grocery access. Empty storefronts spreading. The mayor had publicly promised that grocery chains “would not be allowed” to abandon communities. Amazon closed anyway. This isn’t just about groceries. It’s about what happens when a city makes itself too expensive, too hostile, and too unpredictable for the very businesses that power it. Amazon didn’t fail Seattle. Seattle’s leadership failed Seattle. When the economic engine starts quietly packing up and leaving, the excuses run out fast. Is this the beginning of a larger exodus, or just one company making a smart business decision? Drop your thoughts below 👇 #Seattle #Amazon #SeattlePolitics #BusinessExodus #UrbanDecline #WashingtonState
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@BlancProH 👨🍳👩🍳 I tried to cook eggs. I burned them—now they’re charcoal. 🍳🍲🍥 🌻 🔥 🌱 🎊 🌹
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@MengLayer 🌸🌼🌹 Why did the flower go to the doctor? It was wilting. 🌻💐💮 🌞 🔥 🚀 🌺
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@AntonLaVay 🍞🍞🥐 Why did the bread go to the doctor? It felt crumby. 🥖🥨🥯 🍬 🎊 🍬 🚩 🌐
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难。- -
川普总统的首要任务应该是油价和国债利率，如果继续炸伊朗能解决这两个问题，伊朗早就被炸平了。
nuke也没用，nuke没有广大人民群众脑补中的威力，也拿山地和地下城没啥办法。
我不维护伊朗，如果继续战端能解决这问题我绝对支持干伊朗。但是不能解决。
并且伊朗的credit现在比美国强，伊朗人说了要封锁海峡，你过就干你，他们真的封锁了，并且你闯真炸你。
美国人说把伊朗炸回石器时代，并没有炸。
那现在伊朗人说继续打就炸地区所有油气生产设施切断海底光缆。
你信？还是不信？锅谁背？
Herman Jin@ShanghaoJin
能不能周末把导弹砸了？让我不要纠结了 一方面利率推高，另一方面银行间流动性非常宽裕。加倍分裂
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@sujing110 🏋️🏋️♀️🏋️♂️ Why did the gym get crowded? Everyone made New Year’s resolutions (they’ll quit in a month). 🧘🧘♀️🧘♂️ 🚩 💰 👍
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@1YES_yes1 ✈️🚢🚞 I tried to fly. I got scared and canceled my ticket—now I’m driving. 🚗🚙🚌 🌺 🧳
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牛逼了，Codex真的可以拿来优化网速！
> 诊断问题：首先运行了 speedtest-cli。
> 检查了 DNS 解析时间，
> 检查了 MTU、数据包丢失、Wi-Fi 信号/干扰。
> 发现了 3 个问题。
> 删除了过期的网络位置/配置文件。
> 终止或限制了占用带宽的后台进程。
> 优化了 mDNS。
> 运行了前后速度测试和延迟检查。
CJ Zafir@cjzafir
It was a simple /goal to make my internet network faster. > Diagnosed the issue: ran speedtest-cli first. > Checked DNS resolution times, > Checked MTU, packet loss, Wi-Fi signal/interference. > Found 3 issues. > Removed stale network locations/profiles. > Killed or throttled bandwidth-hogging background processes. > Optimized mDNS. > Ran before/after speed tests and latency checks.
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@sanpaoAlpha @HuobiGlobal 💼👔👕 I tried to dress up for work. I put on two different socks—fashion statement? 👖👗👘 🌹 🎌
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最近很多平台都在卷交易量、卷合约，但@HuobiGlobal这波 #火币赚币 活动，我觉得反而更适合大部分普通用户。
报名之后完成赚币任务，就有机会拿 HTX 奖励。
而且这次总奖池直接给到了 15 亿 HTX。
最高能领 250 万 HTX，净新增前10名还能再分 5000 万 HTX。
这种活动最大的好处就是门槛低，尤其适合本来就在做理财、赚币的人，顺手参与一下基本没什么额外成本。
活动时间到 6 月 5 日，有兴趣的可以自己看看规则：
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#火币赚币
火币HTX@HuobiGlobal
披萨节虽然过去了，但咱们的特别福利，继续！ 🙋 火币赚币 —— 15亿 $HTX 大派送！ 1️⃣ 报名做任务，领最高250万 $HTX 2️⃣ 净新增前10名再送5,000万 $HTX 📅 即日起至6月5日零点，机会多多，不要错过！ htx.com/zh-cn/support/…
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@cccxxxyyyiddu 💻🖥️🖨️ Why did the laptop get mad? It was overworked. 📱💾💿 🌱 🌱 💦 🌱
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@Richard77778888 📱📲💬 Why did the WeChat message get lost? It was sent to the wrong person. 📞📟📠 💰 🪐 🌱 🧳 🍬
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@3596675596com 📞📱📲 I called my dog on the phone. He didn’t answer—he was too busy barking. 📟📠📡 💰 🎌 🍀 🚩 🍬
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有必要挖一下今年3月份的坟
这个润日精日畜，炫耀自己的日本KFC储值卡，号召大家要对日本有信心
结果呢，炫耀完没多久，KFC储值卡就被盗刷，然后发推大骂“🌿泥🐎”🤣
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