Ali Chamberlain

Best idea of my legal career (so far): if I ever become a judge, instead of “ALL RISE” I’m going to use the @Pharrell soundbite from #blurredlines when I enter the courtroom ... “ERRYBODY GET UP” ! 👩🏼‍⚖️

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

@Xx_emolord_xX @Paceline_fit AGREED

My baby is in third grade. She lugs a binder of Pokemon cards to school to swap them on the playground at recess. Her socks are always mismatched & she wears a dinosaur hoodie. She's just started making her own lunches for school every morning (she's very proud),

@ginnyhogan_ Vermont !

@JoeBiden Boo. Follow through with SOMETHING for our student loans. You talked a big game on this issue and we’re all counting on you to follow through.

After a long stretch, Americans are back to work, and the economy has gone from being on the mend to being on the move.

Wow.

@sarahschauer Yes

@cusepromos #cusesuperfan #cusegameday

@cusepromos #cusepromos @orangenation @syracuseorange @suathletics #suathletics

im in my shell era (where i am a shell of a person)

Holiday plans Omicron plans

Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?

@whoistammykay What if you just test COVID-negative ? 😂

It’s almost 2022, if you’re negative, you are immediately removed from my life. ✌🏻

I’m a mom. I’m raising my son to be everything Rittenhouse is not. I’m raising him to be kind. To choose words over violence. To understand accountability. To value the lives of others. To fight for what is right. And to stand against injustice. I’m a mom. This is my job.

@CusePromos #cusesuperfans we have some first timers in the dome tonight with their super fan dad!!! 🏀 🍊

Letter: Susman, Kent, Calarco deserve your support auburnpub.com/opinion/letter… via @the_citizen

A big portion of my existence is devoted to convincing people to read whatever book I’ve just finished reading 👩🏼‍⚖️

@Bach_ShitCray @BGaytion Hahah I was thinking the same thing! I was wondering if “a really long way away” meant that @BGaytion had time travelled to 1998 💀

@BGaytion How much vodka have you had because 2 of the 3 members of LFO are dead?

The beginning of every email I’ve sent over the past 26 months : “Thanks for your email. I apologize for my delayed reply….” 😵‍💫😵 #WorkLifeBalance?

@BGaytion Ooh do they still listen to Hey Ya? 😆