NotDenaerys / Ali Banner

@vandi_xo Smash it down my throat please

smash or pass (Inside is taco meat, black olives, roasted corn, and cheese)

@whisqey_ Ya said yes, right?

stranger on the street asked if I model 😭😭

@stephanie___jo Come hang out with meeeeeee!

what do u do when it feels like all of ur friends have moved on with their lives and don't wanna hang out anymore lol

@UltrasaurusTv Congraaaattsss! You deserve it! <3 <3 <3

😭😭😭😭 y'all I cannot BELIEVE WE GOT PARTNER PLUS. Cried on stream tonight. You guys are simply amazing and fantastic 😍. Hello full-time streaming - I can finally do this as a career!

@lidlRini Wrong kind of cat?

Ok you can tell how out of it I am- THE STORY IS I put actual cat toys in my Amazon wishlist. I go back to it later and THIS IS WHAT SHOWED UP. ok amazon

@MaximusRaeke It's so easy to put up record breaking profit numbers when you slash through such frivolous expenses as *checks notes* employee payroll.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@TheRobLogan Some day I'll be back in Boston for this!

Press badge for PAX East has been approved! Let me know if I'll be seeing you there.

@TheRobLogan So sorry to hear this!

My dad was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease about 9 years ago. His condition declined considerably over the past year, and sadly, he passed yesterday. He was a good man who loved to work, watch hockey, & had a voracious sweet tooth (that's where I get mine from). I'll miss him.

@stephanie___jo Can you also randomly decide to come sit by me so I can bask in your radiance??

randomly decided to get back into wearing makeup 🙈🫣🌚

@Macncheesep1z Graaaaaatttssssss!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

My boo thing has been upgraded to a foo thing ♥️🍻

@Jyggy11 So, I've never bought them, but I have consumed them outside of the airplane scenario. An airbnb I stayed at once had them stocked for guests, along with a popcorn machine!

OK, BE REAL.. Have you ever bought Biscoff cookies, or have you ONLY ever eaten them on a plane?

@TheRobLogan All the doggos! \o/

Just over here browsing Petfinder instead of looking up body shops to get my car fixed.

@TheRobLogan Umm, where is mine, please and thank you

🍎Apple Cinnamon French Toast🍎 French toast made from slices of homemade cinnamon babka, topped with spiced apples and apple cider sauce.

@TheRobLogan Meanwhile, my kitty..

Some days, we refuse to take a nap and continue to demand attention even though we got an hour of playtime before work. On these days, we resort to some cat TV so dad can be productive.

What you do for work, using only gifs.

@shawn_demmick @treasonsbad @mmpadellan Wow, you just referred to this poster as a they/them. How did you get to decide that?

@treasonsbad @mmpadellan Says the person who thinks they can just decide what pronouns people use for them when they are not around lol.

I have a logical question for trump supporters: 1. If you accept trump's argument that anything and everything a President does while in office is above prosecution because he has some kind of "presidential immunity" 2. AND you also embrace the irrational belief that President Biden is some kind of criminal mastermind who has no problem breaking the law Theoretically, he could then probably do the EXACT same thing that trump is being prosecuted for (the fake electors scheme) to ensure that he stays in office, and avoid prosecution for it, since you believe Presidents are above prosecution. So my question is, does that work for you? Biden does a fake electors scheme, stays in office, and NO jail for him. REMINDER: If President Biden goes to prison for it, trump goes first. Let us know. We'll wait.

@strylander Grats, Stryyyyyy!! <3

From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for all the love and support over the many years it took to get here ❤️