whoretumnal 🎃🍂

So satisfying when you accidentally stop on a round number #amwriting

Someone really just put a meeting in my calendar for 4.30? On a Friday????

I fuckin HATE when people try to call me instead of emailing me? Stop wasting my time bc you cba to type

After changing my teams ringtone to the remixed version a few weeks ago I somehow have only just been called - that shit is jarring is in middle of a workday, got me chugging my chai tea like I’m on a night out

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Are you a normal person or are you like me, who has to listen to ambient library sounds to concentrate?

PSL is out and my slow cooker is on so it’s officially autumn

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Figured the drunken walking home pic was appropriate for Twitter #NewProfilePic

My biggest pet hate is when videos are like ‘watch to the end!!’ Like?? Don’t tell me what to do?

I was waiting for an Uber and some guy came up to me to hit on me and told me his name was DK… when I tell you I almost-

Ngl I’m getting pretty jealous of everyone posting sunny drinking pics while I stare at my laptop screen all day

‘I’ll man the registration desk for late arrivals’ AKA leave me alone with all the coffee and pastries pls xo

Concentration is all time low pls send help

A few weeks ago, our boss accidentally changed our profile picture to a picture of his wedding day. He wanted to forget about it as soon as possible. So we changed everything we could find with our logo on it to a photo of his wedding day as an April Fool's Day surprise.

Ben’s away so I have a date tonight with pizza, wine and Bridgerton 😅🍕

Not me watching my comfort movie on Netflix for the 3847229th time instead of watching something new

Wordle 224 3/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Not to brag but Wordle 223 2/6 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

we all know why we’re really counting down until midnight ….