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Life tip: if your heart is broken take a break to assemble some furniture without a picture of what it looked like before you took it apart
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VOTE FOR TATE ☕️ Here’s the mf tea: Filmed In Gaza is in 1st place in #Webbys People’s Voice & they need your votes to WIN: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/…
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No this rules, people already believe one big myth about Salieri and Mozart so let’s keep it going
manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette
I'm gonna have to delete this bc so many ppl are believing it and it's weighing on my conscience that I've accidentally tricked all these ppl into thinking the actors from amadeus are my gay uncles
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two @NBCNews journalists have been reporting on the ground in gaza for two years, with their work largely going uncredited due to security concerns
our latest hourlong doc Filmed in Gaza tells a little bit about their story:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xWC85v…
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@raynefq @boneysoups Happy Halloween I just chipped my tooth on an egg sandwich
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i don’t know anything but my experience of aging so far has been a series of sudden& humiliating realizations that every cliche made meaningless by constant exposure (“be yourself” etc) contains a completely overwhelming degree of truth that u can’t understand until you just do
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it's weird that at a given age, 45 say, someone can't just write down the compressed/compiled topline notes on everything they've learned about life, and then just hand that to someone at 20, saving them 25 years of lessons. why that doesn't work is a somewhat instructive Q
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Send this commie where she belongs (a trip to Cuba)
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@mindyisser Does your kid ever wear “girl” clothes? And if so, have you ever noticed a difference in how you see them when they are
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Anybody here remember The Fastest Girl In Connecticut
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The PM announcement is live! I am absolutely thrilled! My vampire novel THE RED SACRAMENT is coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks!
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I can’t wait for everyone to meet these horrible vampires. THE RED SACRAMENT coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks !
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We are over the moon to announce the Titan Books will be publishing THE RED SACRAMENT by Sara Hinkley (@boneysoups), a hypnotic dive into the lives and deaths of a clan of vampires living in 19th century Paris! 🧛🎭 Coming July 2026! 🩸
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@boneysoups @Ferrinus I thought you were mad at Yuri. For how toxic he is always being
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@Ferrinus waiter? this yuri isn't nearly toxic enough
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every day i clock into the toxic yuri factory. every day i'm on the assembly line machining together the toxic yuri. i take my half hour lunch with the lunch pail my wife packed for me and then where am i? right back on the line making toxic yuri
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does anyone know what's going on here
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Whats a good kind of cake to make two days in advance. Ive never baked a cake but i got an A in chemistry
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I use my instant pot about twice a week and I just discovered a part of it that I was supposed to be cleaning the whole time
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We spent 6 months investigating a children’s pastor accused of being a serial rapist
His accusers have spent 40 years fighting to stop him. Today he works for disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker and runs a secluded camp for kids in the Ozarks
The story: nbcnews.com/news/us-news/p…
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@chorizanthe That one’s an herbicide one :( I fought it for 15 years in a postage stamp backyard in bk. If I had it now I’d treat with herbicide
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In honor of Mother’s Day I’d like to say: Isaac’s mom, you should have skipped music class on Wednesday with that absolute Niagara Falls of snot you weren’t even bothering to wipe off his little face
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