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Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

put this in the NHS vaccination leaflet immediately

😂

this HURT #CelebrityTraitors

I rather be by myself than be by bullshit

Instagram has an hour to give me the oslo filter back or I’m going to jail

at first i'm shy, then i'm a podcast

Get her in to fix the chaos at Heathrow

Just seen a clip of Cole Palmer being asked what sandwich he’d choose in a meal deal and he said ‘jam’

That Alexander off The Traitors was born for the little guest table on Saturday Kitchen. Bit of Countryfile. Radio 4 podcast about diplomacy. Celebrity Masterchef finalist. Housewives' favourite. Bag secured for a decade.

They closing schools but how cold it gotta be to close jobs? We human too tf

georgia harrison’s comment on the post about casey’s return 😭😭

I was not born to live in the UK. What do you mean I’m dressed like Arsène Wenger and still cold?

being cozy is the most important thing in the world to me

“You’re overdressed” For what? For my one wild & precious life? I think not.

Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.

Headline writers not messing about