HIGH FLYERR💫🚀🛸🇳🇬

im not watching 40 parts of anything

kids are only using chat gpt bc they made school more about getting good grades than actually learning

No Popeyes I don’t want to pull up by the trash can I want my damn food !!!

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Introverts don’t hate socializing. They hate pretending.

I love the internet

People who unpack and put their clothes in the drawers at hotels scare me.

*i’m not picky* me after seeing the menu

“Where your fear is, there your task is.” — Carl Jung

Take it personal. At this age, people are 100% aware.

@Knowimhated @mymixtapez Did you watch the video?

@mymixtapez Look how happy and quirky these hoes get once they get picked😂 & it’s crazy how they don’t give a fuck that he beat the shit out of Rihanna 😂if you do it once you’ll do it twice lol this is why you should just treat bitches how you want they have no shame anyways

Bow Wow reacts to Chris Brown sliding into a new girl’s comments: "You must be stopped."

If you already added gratuity to my bill then the tip has been handled. I’m not tipping twice.

"My intention is to grow with the company." Me as soon as I receive a job offer with higher pay:

this is what they promised us

Watermelons taste like they don’t believe in themselves

OneDrive: “your file is saved” Me: “oh cool where is it?” Onedrive: “where’s what?”

Planet Fitness won’t let me cancel my gym membership.

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

They cancel school for tornados now? They had us in the hallway face down ass up 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🌪️

I personally think some interiors are great for airbnbs, not a home.