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SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

Literally no one is doing Oscars parties like me and @alinebattles

The star of tonight’s production of @ohmaryplay was undoubtedly Cole Escola and the lantern bug that made its way flawlessly from stage left to stage right, through a fight scene and a musical number.

Where Jersey goes, we travel together.

Need a “big bad turnpike ghost” baseball hat for those morning commutes on the bus.

BREAKING: Belgian TV channel interrupts Eurovision to address Israel’s genocide: “This is a union action. We condemn the human rights violations committed by Israel. Additionally, Israel is destroying press freedom. That is why we are pausing the broadcast for a moment.” 🇵🇸🔥

Unfortunately this was not a joke.

Attn @bleachersmusic fans if anyone is selling two tickets to @sotcfestival, @alinebattles and I will graciously take them off your hands!

Jersey girl in me needs to know exactly where on the turnpike this photo was taken.

Overheard: “It hates me.” “What hates you?” “My bank account. And my mother.”

6.15.24

I know y’all are not serious

I think about this movie and this scene every single day.

I hope the little girl who I drunkenly met on the line for the bathroom at Met Life before Taylor Swift’s first night, who looked so excited to give me the only bracelet I got that night got to see the Era’s Tour movie and had an amazing time.

He should keep in mind there is nothing they do better than revenge.

**MEN look at the phenomenal success and assumed CGI was the reason

Say you’ve never felt love or loss and move on.

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