Ali Pinaire

Not to be earnest, but I think we should ban booing at sporting events, brings the whole vibe down

@foodandwine Or just don’t peel it….

When you click on an Instagram ad, it’s like ok let’s find out if this cute sweater $0.35 or $850? No in between.

Introducing solids is going well

@Shmandy143 Are you adding salt? It’s so bland if it’s not salted

President Biden: "Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President ... no president has ever said those words from this podium — and it’s about time." trib.al/FgKYRUq

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke; Here is my analysis. A THREAD

@bethy_lane @robotmoth @JasonTweets1980 @BaconSoap888 @henry_tilley Even sliding it off gives me chills

@robotmoth @JasonTweets1980 @BaconSoap888 @henry_tilley I had no idea other people felt that! I've always had to carefully slide the last of a popsicle off so the stick wouldn't give me horror shivers.

@JasonTweets1980 @BaconSoap888 @henry_tilley I got full body chills reading the original tweet 😖😣😩

@BaconSoap888 @henry_tilley I have an irrational disgust at even touching the wooden stick on an ice lolly. Don’t even know why

Throw away mascara that is empty???? no no no why would I do that? instead I keep them all in my makeup bag and give myself a little game of “which one of these 10 identical tubes is full?” it’s very fun and ruins every single one of my mornings

@ShannonMFox4 @joepinaire Unfortunately, he’s dead serious 😣

@joepinaire Quit trollin

What’s the best song of all time?

@battnsns Not trying to police or eradicate language - just a list of phrases I personally find irksome. Def see where you’re coming from though. Many of these are cringeworthy because of how they’ve been appropriated

@meghanwescombe -Asking for a friend -That’s it. That’s the tweet -Hold my beer -One more time/louder for the people in the back/cheap seats -Keep calm and -Sorry not sorry -Not gonna lie -Living my best life -Spirit animal -I was today’s years old when -Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

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This is like the French Revolution except they’re storming the bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them

@Shmandy143 🥰 daww thank you!

@sarahstrelz So many gift guides 🥴

Weeping. What a great day. I have hope for the first time in four years. Keep the faith. Spread it.

Showing red vs. blue maps leads people to see America as more divided—and judge people more by their state's stereotypes. Data: purple maps of state proportions are more accurate, and reduce perceived polarization and stereotypes. spssi.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.111… purplestatesofamerica.org