alisonskyef

Groove, slam, work it back Filter that, baby, bump that track Space Cowboy, just play that track Gaga in the room, so starstruck Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry, boom, boom

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

@jzux en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

Lock it in

@myfaceisnotbig Don’t run from intelligence this way bestie

"Only fans dead squirrel" "Bin Laden shooter concubine" "Iowa" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

chappell roan: H-O-T-T-O-G-O george lucas, nodding: yes, i should name a weird little guy Hotto Go

@erikg33 Guiltless Impwhisker

Char: Sleepy Heap? Desi: Trash Surprise? @alisonskyef

Imagine getting a Foot Locker gift card just imagine it

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

@athy_nel Me obvi