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@alixaudra

most of my tweets are about my baby’s poops.

Cincinnati, OH Katılım Mart 2011
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Alix@alixaudra·
My baby is perfect.
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lol I I Iowa I was vyb day trifftllppookkonjhg zo and opened my own business p da lfew off ewjwjekeoop
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The absolute worst part of being sick/recovering from being sick is the “cough up all the drainage” stage. I’m hacking like an 80-year old, pack-a-day smoker 🙃
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Got some really annoying work news today and I will now be applying for new jobs with the confidence of a mediocre white man. I am manifesting a 6-figure new position by my birthday in August.
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Ada knew I needed to sleep last night and slept through the night for the first time all week. Marc said he woke up at one and debated checking my pulse because I was out so hard he couldn’t tell if I was breathing 😂
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Tim Hannan@TimHannan·
My hatred for Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics because he has no policies. My disgust has to do with his behavior as a human being. He’s a pile of fucking shit.
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I’m confused, the Traitors vow to Alan at the beginning that they won’t reveal each other. How is Rob not breaking the rules?
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My favorite driving activity is having mental arguments with my shitty BIL
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Having a toddler is like being in a physically abusive relationship where you cannot fight back because the person beating you up isn’t even 2 years old yet
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“Thanks to President Trump” my ass TikTok
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I just napped so hard I’m going to have to wash my pillowcase because I drooled so much 😅
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@darkxprincess We need a date because clearly you have a lot to update me on!
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Nothing like working with a tech support person on a database issue that keeps creating duplicate profiles for the employee personal email *checks notes* “tacomuncher4life”
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@thedevilezra @f0lake Love this one too! It took an adjustment period because I have sensitive skin but now both my husband and I have been using it for years.
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@f0lake i dont even LIKE natural deodorant give me the aluminum but this one is the TRUTH. it's gotta be some aluminum in there bc ive been using it for years and it's had me COVERED. fwiw i wear hoodies in the summer..... never had an issue
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I randomly checked Ada’s myChart b/c there was still a pending $5k-ish charge from her surgery and everything is zeroed out 🥹 we did the math, and not including f/u appts, surgery was almost $56k. We only paid like $1,700. In this case only - thank god for good insurance
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In the last couple weeks Ada has dived straight into toddler-asshole-hood and all day is just an internal battle not to scream. I hope the fact that it’s starting early means it will end early too.
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The season premier of season 3 of Traitors is the best episode of reality competition TV I have ever seen. I am so excited to watch!
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