🐍KingSlimer🐍

“Who among us hasn’t used that word in traffic?”

@culturelesspop Let’s put the clothes back on

Sophie Cunningham in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2026

@DevInTheLab Bro got about a 5in vertical relax

I’ve been sitting here contemplating ….. Am I tricking myself into thinking my son is bouncy because I’m his dad Or Is my son kinda bouncy for a 5 year old

Tobias Harris is getting the people going 🔥 Pistons are on a 12-2 run in Game 5 on ESPN and the ESPN app 😤

“He’s running late, put a foreigner buying lottery tickets in front of him at the gas station”

"His favorite basketball team just won 60 games, make the starting center unplayable in the playoffs."

@andrewilliamsus Just big n greedy

I really fucking hate Niggas

Why Caris levert goin crazy 🔥

@drearyfying @heekoo_ @SinaHartung U right my fault lol

@heekoo_ @all_spring @SinaHartung He didnt save it, you can clearly see the elevator was already stopped. Owner only went 1 floor up. The leash was long enough for 1 floor, but if she went up 2 it would have killed it.

elite level instincts, every woman in a 50 mile radius is now pregnant

@heekoo_ @SinaHartung I’m an athlete lil mama

@all_spring @SinaHartung as if you would fucking think so quickly when you opened the door and saw the chihuahua there. he saved the dog.

@BLKThugreport Weren’t they about to like… let her go?

Thank you, thank you BLM for advocating for body cameras. Now the world gets to see how entertaining Shaquetta’s are.

@kristynoell82 @AppyOrtho Congrats I guess

@all_spring @AppyOrtho The way the months worked out; it was 16, 16, 17 6 kids 5 kids 6 kids We’re all doing great.

People use to become grandparents in their mid 30s. Have a baby at 18 who has a baby at 18 and that’s 36! We have totally lost touch with how things use to be.

@BraedenSorbo Bro wanna feel important so bad

He’s flexing money and a rented car in taxpayer-funded sec 8 housing btw.

@Jacisbak @JackHudler @SusieM414141 @DragonSword778 They got phones now big mama they a be alright

@JackHudler @SusieM414141 @DragonSword778 Meanwhile, parents are waiting at the bus stop for their children and they’re not showing up but what would you call it?

When I was younger, we respected our school bus driver and sat in our seats talking quietly amongst ourselves. Nowadays children have little respect and act out. What has changed so much? This bus driver took it to the police station. Hopefully they learned a lesson.

@kristynoell82 @AppyOrtho 16? Yikes 👮‍♂️

@AppyOrtho Grandmother born 1949 Mother 1966 Me 1982 Eldest daughter 2001 First grandbaby 2023

Your buddy in college talking to the bouncer, trying to get your fake IDs back…

Why Paul George goin crazy rn

@parti_king He definitely thought he found a racist Conrad in that fella 😂

Chudthebuider gets PERMANENTLY BANNED from another Nashville Bar for PRESSING security.. Bouncer “just go ahead and go” Chud “ima stand right here…….N***GER”