Allamahjay

One hack I have noticed worked well in finance as a man is having different accounts number for different purposes. Moreso, activating the daily savings techniques on each account create a magic for you at the end of the month For instance, a married man can have another Opay or kuda, then activate automatic deposit of N500 per day, this at the end of the month is 15k and can be used to sort out filling of gas which won't inconvenient you. Set up similar money on another palmpay which can be used as children's daily spend. Setting up in another account can do magic in another aspect efore you know. Then, how did you carry this out, the moment you receive an alert on your main account, start distributing it immediately to those various accounts, anything remains in the main account will be counted as day to day spending. I just hope we can imbibe this.

@jon_d_doe Agba, I would say, that works for you better, some people are used to àjọ and it pays them well to do whatever they have intention to do. Besides, I don't do ajo with who I don't know personally

Investment houses, banks, insurance, etc, are required to have a minimum capital requirement & they're highly regulated. Even cooperative societies are regulated by state governments. They ensure that your money, contributions or investments are safe & secure. Who regulates the local Ajo that you do? What securities or guarantees do you have? What interests does your contribution yield? If you say that you want to contribute because you plan to use the bulk to pay rent, school fees, etc., what stops you from contributing or keeping that money in a bank? After all, is it not what you put in that you'll eventually collect? One can excuse you if you're not exposed, educated, or enlightened. And it's common amongst elderly people. But for young people to say that they're participating in Ajo, for me, it's a poor financial decision or poor management. If one of the contributors suddenly dies or moves to another country, what would you do? End.

@Adunniolaide02 In my personal opinion, is it even important he report himself

Something terrible happened to someone I know recently. He was on his way back from work, a bike man ran into his car. After the Collison, he stopped to help the guy. He was taken to the hospital and they attended to him. He was there for days while the man that h¡t was with him. The guy eventually d¡ed and this my personal went to report himself to the police and he explained what happened. You know how our police behaves now, they locked him up and contacted the guy's family. The guy's elder brother started using the opportunity to be collecting money from this my person. He said they should pay millions of Naira before they would let go of the case. They eventually beat it down to a million plus. The elder brother showed them shege before he could sign the document, he collected ridiculous amount of money just for transportation to the Police station. This my person was released after he had spent days in the police station. May we not jam agbako🥲🥲 May God continue to protect us.

@Wizarab10 Who knows her husband may not be aware, it's something you can sit him and talk out, thus, setting out a way before sleeping

There is a deeper problem and you people are refusing to address it.

@Debbiektcha_ @guzu_p Make both of you sha do quick, na that one me I know.

@guzu_p See me smiling while reading this😍 My King of Virgins is back!! Two weeks was like two years for me😭 I'm really grateful you are back ❤️❤️

Nothing hurts me more than staying away from Twitter. It's never intentional. When I'm active, you all know I can tweet all day but when I take a break, it's usually a long one. I will rather take my time to deal with my personal problems offline for as long as possible then come back fully active than be going on and off. I won't go off for a day without dropping my motivation tweet if it's not necessary. I understand you lose followers when you go off for long which i actually don't care. I understand the algorithm doesn't favor you after not tweeting for long. I understand the importance of consistency. But still, sometimes a break is necessary. The world doesn't end online. We have offline problems we have to deal with. At the end of the day, problems ain't solved in one day so if I'm to wait to tackle all my personal matters and to fix them before I come back online, it will probably take a while. So we settle the crucial ones and come back hoping with time, we'll tackle them one after another. I apologize for my absence to those who were worried about me and at the same time, I really do appreciate those who checked up on me during my absence. I don't forget a face and I remember you all. I missed my Twitter community and the brotherhood and I'm happy to be back. Non virgins, landwhales, and 30 plus single expired bed to bed midfielders, your break is over. I gave you all two weeks of break which I intend to make up for in the next two months. The game might be brutal but it's still fair. WATCH OUT 🫵

@Adunniolaide02 God will bless the man

"I got a small tattoo on my br*@st, which I did myself. My husband only noticed it later that night, around 10:30pm, when we were about to sleep. He became very @ngř¥ and sent me out of the house over that small tattoo. Even when our neighbours and landlord tried to b£g him, he ref¥s£d to listen. He p¥sh€d me out and f©rc£d me to leave the house close to 11pm. I had nowhere to go, so I ended up spending the night at a church vigil on our street. I later contacted the tattoo artist about removing it, but he said it’s r¿sk¥ to do so now because it’s still fresh. He advised me to wait for about two months before removal. When I explained this to my husband, he told me to go and stay at my parents’ house for those two months. My parents have tried calling him to settle things, but he has r£f¥sed to pick their calls. Right now, I honestly don’t know what to do anymore." ~ Woman l@m£nts as her husband ch@s£s her out of his house over tattoo.

@Drweloveu God bless your husband for me, na aura for aura now

Let me gist you people because today na Sunday 😂😂😂… My husband and 1 had a small argument one evening in March, and he refused to apologize. I got angry and decided I would ignore him that night. He tried to get close to me, but I didn’t allow him. After trying for a while, he got tired and slept off. The next morning, he went to work without giving me any money. I called him, and he said, “No work, no money.” I laughed and told him that his children would suffer. He replied that they are my children too, and if I want, I should let them go hungry. That really hurt me, so I used my own money to feed them that day. In the evening, he came back and met me at home. He asked if I had changed my mind. I told him he would never see me like that again or enter my jerusalem again. He didn’t argue. He went out and came back with a few food items. I sat in the living room, waiting for him to finish cooking. He made spaghetti and served it for himself and the kids. When I went to check the pot, there was nothing left. He told the children to finish everything, even if they were already full. They finished all the food in front of me. I felt like crying because the spaghetti smelled so nice with fish inside. Angry, I went outside to buy Okpa so I could eat it with coke at home. But when I came back, he took the coke and told me not to touch it. He said I should buy my own coke. I ate the okpa alone, drank water, and went to bed. That night, we both stayed at different ends of the bed. He was even humming happily before he slept. I thought he would try again, but he didn’t. The next morning, he made tea for the kids and they all drank before going to school. Still, he didn’t give me any money. I went to my shop and used my own money to buy food. In the afternoon, the kids came to my shop like they always do. I called him to send money for their food, but he said feeding them in the afternoon was my duty. I was angry, but when the children started crying, I quickly bought food for them. This continued for three days. Morning, afternoon, and night, I was feeding myself. It was very hard for me because my daily profit was small and no sale that period.. Before this f!ġht, I never worried about food. There was always enough at home. I even carried food to my shop for myself and the kids. I called my mother and complained. She said the man she knows cannot behave like that, and that I should go and apologize. That evening, when he came back, I told him I would return to my parents’ house since he couldn’t take care of me. He said the door was open. That hurt me deeply. I even started thinking he might be seeing someone else because he no longer tried to make peace like before. He knew how to cook, so he wasn’t spending much. He would cook and eat with the kids. He even started keeping bread beside him while sleeping so I wouldn’t touch it. One night, he cooked vegetable soup and they finished everything, leaving only a little without meat. I didn’t have money that day, so I made small eba and used the little soup left. Later that night, I decided to make peace. I dressed nicely and lay close to him. At first, he ignored me and even moved away. I moved closer again until he finally pulled me to himself. That night, we settled our fight. The next day, he dropped money for food and even gave me extra cash, joking that it was my “payment.” For the night, since i have turn to O.S. I just laughed. I went to the market and cooked his favorite soup. That evening, we all ate together. The kids were surprised and asked why we were eating together again. He told them to ask me. My youngest even said she liked it better when their father was cooking because he gave them bigger pieces of meat. That annoyed me so much. After that, everything went back to normal. I learned my lesson and decided not to try that kind of thing again. Even my friends warned me that I might push him away if I continue.

Agbe tín gb'ere pàdé olókun, koma gb'ere pàdé mọ. Àlùkò tin gb'ere fún ọlọsa, koma gb'ere pàdé Ọlọ́sa mọ. Èmi nìkan ni k'on ma gbere wa fún. Ajé okukulusọ, wa gb'ere pàdé mi. Malokun Ogbolu ọtẹtẹ̀ wèrè A mughun ghun jẹ ma hi ni ehi. Wa mu teni ghun mi . May the Lord bless and prosper the works of my hand this new week in Jesus name🤲🙏 Amen.

@Mene4prosper I would cursë her right there

I came across a video where a father was just coming out from jail after ten years. Turns out he was wrongly accused by his then 8 years old daughter that he r*ped her. He was sentenced to 20 years earlier untill the daughter who is now grown cane to confess that she lied about it. The reason is because her mom (who is now late after some years) asked her to lie simply because she had a rift with the dad. Her conscience was pricking her. Hence the confession. The girl was seen hugging him. If you were the man, what would you do?

@oneman_official 😂🤣😂😂

A woman came to withdraw with her daughter. I got smart and asked the daughter for her WhatsApp number. She declined. Her mother snickered. Few minutes later, the mother came back, bought NEPA PREPAID TOKEN and asked me to send it to her daughter WhatsApp. Then she called the number for me.

@beejay0x I don't believe this, a company can not be using # as Naira sound . Infact, the post is not punctuated well

MTN wants to pay me #500,00 to take down this post💔💔‼️ Yesterday I called out MTN and how they steal data from their users The post made serious waves and a lot of small accounts and influencers with millions of followers joined me to call out MTN I just checked my DM now and saw MTN wants me to take down the post. I’m tempted to accept the money but something came to my mind If i accept this #500,000 wouldn’t I spend more that this if MTN don’t stop stealing data from Nigerians? If I accept this money I’ll be saving only myself and leaving other Nigerians to be victims of MTN’S theft @MTNNG I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR #500,000 STOP STEALING FROM NIGERIANS THAT IS ALL WE WANT!!!

@JA_Oyedele @Freddnova This one serious o😂🤣🤣

@Freddnova Na so my mummy pack rice for me inside polybag with my senator wey I wear for wedding wey I go today😂😂

Nigerian parents can reduce aura .. Which one is come to the bus-stop station with wheelbarrow 😭😭 To come do wetin????💔

@Freddnova I dey read comment and laugh since 😂🤣

My Mutuals are still in church, I have a story to tell them..... Today being Sunday, made me remember something that use to happened back then.... I want to know if it's just superstition or its real.

@Adunniolaide02 😂😂😂😂

This woman sitting beside me in the bus on my way to work this morning had two children. She was carrying a baby, while the other one stood beside her. You know how it is now… she didn’t want to pay for another seat, so the little girl just remained standing by my side. After everyone settled well in the bus and the conductor closed the door, this woman gently pushed the girl towards me and said, “Oya, go and meet your auntie, let her carry you.” As the girl wanted to sit, she was looking at my face to check if I was okay with it… I didn’t even react, I just adjusted and carried her. She now relaxed and even smiled like we knew ourselves before. A few minutes into the journey, her mother brought out an egg roll from her bag and gave the girl. She told her, “Be careful oh, don’t dirty your auntie’s clothes.” The girl collected it and bit one side. As she was chewing, I gently turned her hand small… and took one correct bite from the other side. Immediately, this girl looked at me and squeezed her face like she wanted to cry. Lol! You want to cry kee? No be your mama talk say make you come meet your auntie? Abi you no wan make your auntie chop egg roll? Better do your face well and collect water from your mommy, make we use push am down… make e no go choke us o! Aunty no chop before coming out this morning oo 🥹😂 Chinecherem Onu 🖊️

@Austeiin Na female role

@allamahjay Says who? Who is the King of Kings of marriages to decide that abeg ?

BankyW and Adesuwa are celebrating 10th year Anniversary. Baba & Mama shared their marital experiences of how they met, connected and ended up being married blissfully for 10years with 2 kids without any scandal. But because some of you people aren’t okay with the pattern and style of their marital experiences (which obviously no concern Una papa), Una dey talk say the husband is a simp and the wife settled for him ? I don taya for this app honestly 🤭🤭 Funny thing is, if you check those dudes and ladies dragging this couple; 80% of them never marry oh 😂🤣😂🤣 Twitter is a huge dungeon honestly 🤣🤣🤣

@john322226 With my 1.2k verified followers and over 4.6k followers for 7 days, just one day, everywhere go make sense.

@neo_officialll Person we dey call legend, God abeg🙏

Coming back to this video, I don't think people realize the level of simping going on here. Banky in all his glory was friendzoned for almost 2 years. Bro was basically praying to God for a woman to accept him and now he cooks and cleans for her like the perfect wife he is.💔😣

But wait, you mean even after marriage, I’ll still be washing my own clothes? Not happening. Once I get married, my wife will be in charge of washing my clothes and cooking for the family. I will only cook when: 1. She is sick, 2. She is not around, or 3. I just want to make something good for the family; what you all call "being romantic". Apart from that, the kitchen is solely her domain. She will wash my clothes with joy and gladness. Non-negotiable. Above all, love God.

@ennyola0015 God abeg, I dey think am o😢 How person wan take do now

If you're above 40 and your current job isn't something you can still handle at 60, then it's time to start making other plans.