Allan Lesser

@realjeffreyross just saw your Netflix show, best thing I’ve seen in years, been looking for to watching it ever since I first heard you talk about it with Modi, don’t suppose you can bring the show to London?🙏

@LegacySiu Bristol City…Aston Villa…

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

@RightPulseNewss 2

Can you solve it?

@CliveTyldesley Mazeltov, Clive...a well deserved honour to recognise your contribution to TV commentary...your double act with @Ally_McCoist9 is THE best commentary combo on any TV platform.

Oh Bloomin Heck!!

@LucozadeEnergy Is there any reason why you haven’t released a zero sugar version of the Original flavour? It’s my favourite flavour but as a diabetic I can only have it very infrequently.

@BirdsEyeUK Your frozen “crispy chips” are easily the best frozen chips in the market…any chance you can do a bag bigger than 900g?

@charliesheen Dear Mr Sheen, just saw your 2 part doc on Netflix, and wanted to wish you hearty Mazeltov on your continued recovery…live long and prosper🖖

@ClarksonsFarm1 Yes

Would you rather season 5 was released all at once to binge watch?🤔

@FBAwayDays Yes

It’s being reported that The Premier League are considering launching a Netflix style subscription service, which would show every single game live. 😍 They’re planning on charging £10 a month and will be available in 188 countries. Would you buy it?

@PGA @MinnesotaPGA How many feet downhill?

112 to the pin, downhill, no wind… what’s the club?

@PeakSxnti We didn’t ‘sign’ Sterling, we got him on loan and he’ll be back to Chelsea at the end of the season.

You signed Havertz I backed you You signed Sterling I backed you I backed you during the days of Cedric Soares and friends. I'll lose my shit completely if you bring Nkunku to this club. I'm tired.

@lawzone At least all three judges agreed with themselves , and we didn’t have the usual disparity…I despair when one judge gives it by three rounds to one boxer and another judge gives it by three to the other boxer.

A rare example of a novelty fight actually delivering. Clearly the weight cut/rehydration clause worked in levelling the physical playing field against the drugs cheat. Pleased for Eubank

@DailyAFC No

Would you sell Gabriel Magalhaes for €100M, Gooners? 🤔🇧🇷

@Bounce_BackLoan How telling that he literally turns his back on her when answering the question…

To a stunned silence at the end of #PMQs Diane Abbott rips the arse off Keir Starmer, about robbing the countries most vulnerable. He basically tells her to fuck off, he doesn't care, watch her roll her eyes and look on in disgust as he talks down to her.

@TheStingisBack Genius…I had this on cassette tape as a young child and wore it out I listened to it so much 😂 greatest skit ever written!

@ArsenalN7 We won’t get Isak…it’ll be Sesko.

Surely this is the one right? 🤯

@UPYOURARSENAL04 Deal already done, he’s moving back to Celtic in the summer.

@UTDTrey Unfortunately, our dumbness was trumped by the fact that Newcastle would have refused ANY offer to sell him in January!

Arsenal are so dumb. If they signed this guy in the summer, they’d have won the league

@Christo03770888 Yes, used to spread it on toast

Wait … did anyone actually eat this stuff ?🤔

@ATRightMovies Boardwalk Empire

Happy birthday KELLY MACDONALD. What is the first film or show you think of when you see her?