allasyia luedtke

casually sitting at a red light at Sterns & Secor glance over at the car next to me and see my 13 year old cousin DRIVING BY HIMSELF this dude had the audacity to just casually wave at me.....I’m calling the cops

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

If you tell me that malcolm in the middle isn’t funny you’re lying

ok but give me the acoustic version of the song thx

@Lumberjake6 HAHAH NOT FUNNY

I be eatin Arby’s

@Lumberjake6 after a two year silence this is the tweet that you felt the need to redownload Twitter for?

I don’t understand flea markets. Who tf is buying fleas?🤔

@BrieNielsen @Rachuske 😂😂😂

@allasyia @Rachuske Leave my poor crackhead girl alone 😂😂

@s_gulbronson I’m soooooo close to applying for jobs out there 😅

ok but moving to Colorado sounds more appealing EVERYDAY

@Jcweaver1234 This sounds like a dream🤩

@allasyia Let’s go! We will have our own little family farm and I’ll help take care of Ava and the future kids Matthew and Anna have.

target is an extremely dangerous place for me to be

paying $20+ to have a $5 starbucks coffee delivered to work? ridiculous .....am I going to do it? absolutely

covid is a hovid

if you saw me sobbing in the car this morning while listing to mojo in the morning..no you didn’t

why is hors d’oeuvres spelled like that

not me exhausted and burnt out but still doing the MOST even when it’s completely unnecessary due to my crippling anxiety and irrational fear of disappointment :-)

For everyday I spend in Toledo the urge of picking up and moving literally anywhere else gets stronger