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I wish a woodchuck would

The amount of GLP-1 ads being constantly shoved in our faces now is actually very fucking alarming lol

not now daddy, kitten is going to blow her shit smoove off

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

Been on here since ‘09 y’all are not real twitter users

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?" The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

Texting my brother and asking him how he’s holding up with all the flooding and he says “we straight” okay man whatever that means

i'm just someone's weird sister

when my hair is unwashed i feel like killing people

My boyfriend keeps waking me up by saying “yeah!” Like Fred Durst and I want to punch him but also he’s fucking hilarious so what is a girl to do

When I can enter a room and make a 60 year old woman so mad she has to immediately talk shit and say she has to leave all because I got a promotion 2 years ago that she wanted 😭

Ordered Wendy’s and they didn’t give me my frosty so now what am I supposed to dip my fries in

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

@oraclejo Obsessed with you guys

happy birthday to us movements edition

Just saw someone on tiktok say that best day ever by mac miller makes them feel like they grew up too fast and that’s so fucking real

They’re playing thumbs by Sabrina carpenter at Sheetz

Stop using my music, perverts @WhiteHouse

I appreciate that Hulu is showing ads about my skin disease fr but every single ad break showing the exact same commercial is kind of insane