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no one: me: it's a sign from the universe i know it

I didn’t cry about boys one time this year, but you know what I did cry about a lot this year?? Being a homeowner lol

You really are doing just fine.

@RyanKuck1 Omg sweet baby!!!! I miss you guys so much!!!!

But did 2021 really happen because I can’t remember any of it

I don’t feel like enough people talk about how Brie is a really boring cheese and has like no flavor.

Me and my plumber have now hit the personal level of him texting me and starting off with “hey girl”. And that’s because the dude knows he’s about to give me a job quote that’s about to rock my bank account.

No one told me that when you buy a house, you’ll cry ALL THE TIME about everything wrong that happens lol

You really gotta give guys some credit. They really just do go for it with no fucks given, no matter the situation lol

i don’t text back😭 i cant even tell you why fr i just don’t

For example lol

I got added to a junk email that people just keep replying to and seeing people reply “unsubscribe” a million times is making my day.

Does it mean that you’re getting old when you get annoyed when people ask for your Snapchat instead of your number?? Asking for myself.

Monday is the best day to run errands and you will never be able to change my mind.

An old lady complimented my butterfly tattoo so my day is officially complete.

To just further prove that I’m an old lady in a 26 year old’s body, my mom and I have begun to start talking about quilt patterns on the phone.

*me realizing that someday some man is going to have to deal living with all of my vintage/boho home decor and he’s going to have no say in the matter* hahahahahhaha good luck boo

so much has happened this year it feels like i lived 3 years in one

I’m so fucking grateful for Saige. Holy shit.