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Having someone hold their phone to your ear and make you listen to their bands new song feels like being held at gunpoint
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You are in fact not the main character, you’re an annoying retard
kane gelaznik@kanegelaznik
If you find yourself wearing a whacky costume before entering a show. Stop. Turn around. Go back home. Change into normal clothes. Burn said costume. Rethink your entire existence.
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Rent: $1000
Car: $300
Phone: $150
Austin Powers impersonator: $30,000
Can someone help me with my monthly budget please my family is starving
eric curtin@_ericcurtin
my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
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I’ve been seeing people get knocked out like this since I was a 13
Drew🦁@DrewDoesThat
Never in my life have I seen a knockout like this! Sharaputdin Magomedov remains undefeated!
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Todd Bonzalez retweetledi
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Buried Dreams - Both LPs up for pre order now. See you in 3 weeks.
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Streaming for the first time on Spotify & Apple Music right now. Both Demos.
open.spotify.com/album/7xcpSaiQ…
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Todd Bonzalez retweetledi
Sunday July 21st - BHC Matinee. If youre in town for the Have Heart shows, come hang at an intimate @gangcalledspeed @haywireboston @riskhc show
ticketweb.com/event/speed-ha…
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@alliknowiswar that would hit harder if we were talking van gogh tbh
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I am Picasso and my canvas is playing blackjack on my phone while driving
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@alliknowiswar have you asked pablo how he feels about this
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@putridstu Got told once that my bass head was going to take a while to check “because all the wires and shit look suspicious”
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@alliknowiswar australia thought my sample pad was a bomb we almost didnt make our flight
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Does everyone else who flys with guitars frequently get nervous looks and asked if it’s a firearm or do I just give off a vibe?
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