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@pittworldwide I’d be happy with: Crazy For You Like A Prayer Into the Groove Holiday Open Your Heart

You get to listen to 5 Madonna songs for the rest of your life and no others - what you choosing?

@RankedReal She a very lucky she didn’t spin her ponytail around, or it would have been ON!

Ohhh it’s all clear now, as soon as Kyle Richards saw Natalie drop so effortlessly into the splits it was over for her🥲 Kyle said in this town there’s room for only one rich divorcing contortionist. #RHOBH

@BossRVA People who complain about other people parking on a public street are so weird. You don’t own the public street. Get in first if you want the spot.

Someone put a note on my street parked car that said “I sure would like to park in front of my house.” Now I’m trying to decide how big of poster board I need in my windshield to get my “street parking is public parking move to the suburbs if you want a driveway” message across.

@chefsevenn Last time I ate this, I started to feel bad that an animal had been killed and I wasn’t able to finish it. I might be off it forever. I hope I never feel that way about chicken.

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

Being funny or intelligent is infinitely more attractive than smashing yourself in the face with a hammer to get a jawline. #looksmaxxing #60minutes

Oh Jesus, this is so embarrassing. #MAFSAU

@DrAlmarielao It was $60 total. Just pay it, who cares. I can’t imagine getting upset over $30.

A woman shares a dating story that left her stunned. She met a guy online, they picked a restaurant, and she arrived early; opened a tab and ordered a drink while waiting. When he showed up, everything seemed normal. They moved to a table, had dinner, good conversation, no red flags. But when the bill came, the waitress asked if everything should go on the card already on file; hers. He stayed completely silent. She awkwardly said yes, he casually asked “are you sure?”… and still didn’t offer to help. Afterward, they exchanged numbers, and she assumed he’d send his half. The next day, she sent her Venmo. No response. No payment. But was ready for second date. That’s not just awkward; that’s a lack of basic respect. It’s one thing to split a bill, but letting someone else cover everything without even offering or following up says a lot about character. Would you give someone a second chance after this, or is that an immediate red flag?

@cherylannh27 @RickZhampagne I’m guessing Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy, being chased around a pool re Beverley Beach, the origins of carcass out.

@RickZhampagne What story does she have to tell in a memoir?

Dorit throwing a whole party to celebrate the cover of her memoir… That she still hasn’t written yet… Titled "Unburdened"… While her life is actively on fire 🔥 Babe you are CURRENTLY very burdened lol... like this is still the crisis chapter of your story 🤷‍♂️ #RHOBH 💎

@end3of6days9 Cop should have taken the guy’s drivers licence. If you can’t get in and out of that driveway then you should not be driving.

🚗 This woman returns from a peaceful dog walk only to find angry neighbors waiting at her car… She had parked legally on a public road near a trailhead in Hanover, MA. A group of locals are furious, claiming she’s blocking access — even though she’s not in front of any driveway. When the officer arrives, he immediately sides with the residents and starts questioning her in a very rude tone. He even asks if she has “any medical issues or anything.” I get why she’s upset — she didn’t do anything illegal — but I’m trying to figure out why she doesn’t just leave instead of escalating the situation. This confrontation gets crazy fast — Part 1.

@WastgTimeWBravo @DailyHousewives They should have gone but turned up 3 hours late.

#RHOBH Dorit you can’t bitch ppl out & then be surprised they don’t come to your party

@lanechanged @KeruboSk You’re not worried about lead?

@KeruboSk I have my grandmother's crystal from the 50s that i inherited. I luv it so much i decided to use & enjoy it everyday, cuz keeping beauty wrapped up & put away for special occasions is no way to live. I feel like i deserve to eat my mac & cheese in a crystal bowl.

Does anyone here have something in their house that’s over 20 years old?

@ruicharadrius The Heartbreak Kid Huckleberry Finn

mandatory australian highschool books you had to read in english class

It’s giving “she wore shoulder pads to the beach”. #RHOBH

@cindoodooch_ She looks good.

Boz reunion look. Yay or Nay #RHOBH

@internetassh0le @BigWagWag @ZedofGod @BGENsara Jesus Christ. I hope those children are ok.

@BigWagWag @ZedofGod @BGENsara Everybody chill out, This guy is a father and a dad

Justice for Georgie! Hailey MUST return. Singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow is my kind of unhinged. #loveonthespectrum

@RickZhampagne He stays young by sucking the life out of those around him.

Everything in Kyle’s life is falling apart… Except his skin 😭 Like I’m sorry but he’s going through marital collapse, his business is circling the drain, and he drinks like a damn sailor… yet his complexion is fresh & dewy?! Drop the skincare routine immediately, sir 👀 #SummerHouse ☀️

@RickZhampagne Oh god, next thing he launches Lover Boy Skin.

@JLCes @HumansNoContext Experience

@HumansNoContext So how do people already think the man is the ‘bad’ guy here?

Definition of being at the right place and the right time

@Saruhhhhhhhh__ I don’t know why they included Kyle.

While I don’t like Carl, it was shitty for Bravo not to include him in this spinoff especially bc he is one of the OGs of summerhouse.