allison

i want to eat fruit in a bikini by the ocean and do nothing else

Remember that no matter how much I like you, I like myself more. Even at my highest form of being obsessed with you, I’m still gonna choose myself if you not acting accordingly.

here to report that unfortunately my mental health IS ten times better after working out :/

This is Moose. He has been accused of stealing a carrot. Too bad there's no evidence to back that up. 13/10

where do y’all find these jobs that pay well and not make you wanna die everyday lol

so did everyone decide to get pregnant all at once orrrrrrr

anyone that thinks it’s okay for a man to try and “breastfeed” a child is a predator and should be on every sex offender list

No hesitation this hero saw someone drowning and jumped into action to save them  🙏🏻 🏊‍♂️

tell me your government is in on it without telling me your government is in on it :-)

the intimacy of "how did u know that?" "because i know you”. 🥺

i hate when energy drinks are marketed toward men. what could they possible need energy for? telling lies??

@EmilyWoolverton i miss you so much!! need to see you soon 🥺🫶🏼

@allisonshimes I miss you!! <3

i just wanna feel like i’m doing something with my life lol

let things change baby!! lifes moving so move with it, do what makes u happy & everything else will fall into place

i love sharing things with the people i love, like here try my drink, take a bite of this it tastes good ull love it, do u need some lipgloss? take my sweater, lets have half of this fruit together

looking to collab with some other small business owners!

Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week