Allissa Meyer

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A short story of betrayal:

Caller says a female is putting raviolis in his gas tank.

This is Piglet. She politely requests a bedtime story. Has to be a fresh one. No repeats. 12/10

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

one my worst fears is warming up my car and i come back outside and that mf gone 💀

This is Scottie. He's so excited about his new collar. It's a little big for him right now, but he heard he'll grow into it. 12/10

you ever just get randomly reminded of your pet's mortality and cry a little even though they're perfectly fine right now

I read this before drinking my morning coffee and got fucked up

It's been cold and rainy for the last three day, you know what that means

Chaotic good