𝙱𝚘𝚋 “𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍” 𝙳𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚘

The Nutella sandwich is barbaric in its simplicity, uncouth in its design and surprisingly delicious-er than a motherfucker.

Cocaine weasel

This is cool as fuck yet simultaneously the worst idea for a popcorn bucket in the history of popcorn buckets.

@DreaTheVirgo777 Yeah I don’t really get it. I mean, it’s kinda funny to me but kinda off putting as well. Like that’s some shit you can lose your job over if a person wanted to report it.

@alltimefool It has to be something w that generation … my dad and his weird ass friends are like this also .. okay humble king we see you lol

“Somebody that fills out a pair of Carhartts like you do has got to be packing some wang.” -My 56 year old male coworker 3 minutes after he tells me about his granddaughters softball game last night

@DeltaDawn311 @DrianneBelleza

I was following along understanding this young lady’s plea and then she says she doesn’t even want them on the same earth as her! Seriously! Everyone needs to be dead that you don’t like with this generation!? And what you look like! These youngsters today are the most self absorbed and egotistical I have ever witnessed! Always … “me, me, me” taking pictures of yourselves and posting them everywhere. You put yourselves out there and when it doesn’t go your way, the opposition should not be allowed on the same earth as you?! here’s some sound advice … Sticks and Stones will break my bones … but Names will never hurt me! just block your opposition move on with your life! The more fodder you give them the longer it will all last.

TW: Sorry really awful topic but you should know

@SolitaryBoy1250 Goddamn bro!😱

Very nearly stepped in shit water while wearing white sneakers b/c the office bathroom is fucking overflowing. Jumped back like Kobe shooting a fadeaway

@DreaTheVirgo777 😂 The bad thing is, idk if it’s a joke or if he’s being serious at this point. I get more homoerotic interactions with this dude than any other dude I work with. He kinda makes me wonder sometimes.

@alltimefool Oh really ?

This may be the best Gorilla Mind I’ve tried yet. Strong, tart black cherry flavor with a creamy vanilla finish. This one’s a damn winner💯 Taste: 9/10

Chilling at home off a 125mg edible and a Corona Light staring at my tv while singing “Take me down to the Roku City, there’s a robot in the back and all this shit looks purple …takeee…meee…haomeee yayeee yayah” and hoping that Jehovah’s Witnesses come knocking on my door.

Guy I work with has a 1988 Toyota 4Runner he’s thinking about selling. That perked my ears up so I started asking about it and he informs me it has a brand new engine…a 4.3 Chevy V6(meanwhile I stare in visible disgust) 22RE or bust, hoss.

@WhittleDick_ I mean, he could do us all a favor and relinquish his presidency where his approval rating is tanked and win bigly, some might say, by getting a better approval rating in a country that he likes more than the US. Seems like a win-win situation for the old orange ego stroker.

Cool

Pretty sure 2 or 3 dudes just like this use the restroom at my workplace.

@DreaTheVirgo777 Yeah I wouldn’t recommend the boxes unless you’re not picky whatsoever. I mean I won’t lie, I did enjoy a few of them but several were complete duds to me. I wound up bringing a lot of the stuff to work and leaving it in the break room for whoever that wanted it.

@alltimefool I thought about getting that! Good to know , I’ll stick to old faithful ! It’s so nice being able to pick and it’s mad inexpensive

It may just be the fact that I’m high as fuck at the moment, but these may be the best Lay’s gimmick chips I’ve ever had before.

Me trying to escape from the naked crackhead who asks for $3 every time I go to the gas station by my house

@DreaTheVirgo777 I’ll definitely check them out. I’ve bought a few of those Universal Yums boxes. A few were ok, but most were disappointing. I’d much prefer to have my exact picks for what I want to try.

@alltimefool If you’re a snack lover you totally should check it out . I find things I have never seen before . They make these like little chips but instead of them being potato chips it’s tiny buttered flaky croissants . Rows of unique snack items.. it’s heavenly

@SolitaryBoy1250 Thanks bro! I’ve been a Monster guy for so long, and luckily I found a store close to home with a hellacious selection of other stuff to choose from. Love trying out new stuff!

@alltimefool These energy drink reviews are on-point! Love seeing all the different stuff you’re trying bro

This one is interesting. Initial taste was very good(ice cold) but once I sat it down and it got warm it had a very strange, long lasting aftertaste. Chug that bitch while it is ice cold and you probably won’t be disappointed. Taste: 8.3/10(ice cold) 5.5/10(warm)

@DreaTheVirgo777 Cool, there’s an Asian Grocery in the next town over from me. I’ll swing through there sometime and check out their stuff.

@alltimefool They are at the Asian supermarket i go to .. I haven’t seen them in regular stores tho they’ve been out of the kimchi ramen I love but been meaning to go check. My lunch break I’ll have to stop by and see what flavors cuz they always have the good stuff like this

@DreaTheVirgo777 I definitely recommend these! I’ll have to try and find some of those. Is the wasabi squid a US release?

@alltimefool I gotta try these. Really love the wasabi squid