ally buit

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

everytime i open this app i see that poor monkey being bullied, i cry, then close the app again.

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP’S GOONS KICK A DOG

I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slowly as 8 hours of work.

This was the real divorce announcement let’s be real 😭 #SummerHouse

I feel like I won’t be able to fully enjoy this season until Michael Rapaport is GONE, so chop chop! #TraitorsUS

Me at 18: If I’m home by 4 a.m., I can still wake up for work at 6. Me now: We are absolutely not starting a movie at 8 p.m.

MAGA would have looked at Jesus on the cross and said “He should’ve just complied”

No. It's not Sunday. It's actually Thursday

Shoutout to everyone who said they would start eating healthy in the new year and already decided to wait until Monday.

A North–South Station connection would be a nice thing to witness in my lifetime.

@GilletteStadium @olivialet06

Day 1 of 12 days of Giveaways 🎁! In honor of tonight’s throwback game, two throwback tees! Follow us & tag a friend below to enter to win 🤝

with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy

ARE U FUCKINF FOR REAL THE FUCK U MEAN DANIELLE GOT ELIMINATED BEFORE ANDY WHAT???? #DWTS

Fire every single producer who said yes to Flavor Flav. RIGHT NOW. #DWTS

flavor flav has no clue what he is doing does he? #dwts

Someone poke Tua in the other eye!