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@allydebler

I take really hot showers to practice burning in hell.

Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Someone called the cops on me & told them I was breaking weed up while driving. I was eating broccoli, guys...
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Red wine & @Khruangbin are a match mate in heaven *chefs kiss*
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Why do ASMR videos make me feel dirty?
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I want Nick to get a neck tattoo. But then I’d definitely have to get my tubes tied bc we are not having anymore kids. He won’t do it. But I want him to
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I love a good full circle moment when a person who was shitty to you has an ugly kid.
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If you wear a tiara on your wedding day… I’m judging you
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God putting hair follicles in our butt cracks is just rude
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Amber Turd… That is all.
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Maybe someday I’ll come up for air. Until then, I sink.
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"ur so chill" thanks i gave up
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@yutsai is the male equivalent of Edna Mode #antm
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Facebook needs to get their shit together. I just laugh reacted to somebody’s dead brother
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I can’t wait to have my own home again
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@J__V____ I gave a friend 1 ride to work and he gave me 15 grams of weed to thank me #imtheubernow
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my buddy gave me an ounce from his farm for letting his dog out a total of 4 times last weekend. (he was only gone saturday afternoon through sunday evening, so don't come at me)
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@MaddieSnyderxo The Cold Stone sweet cream is delicious!😋
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Coffee creamer is my religion
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My dad is drunk and currently listening to a country cover of an Eminem song. Is this his midlife crisis?
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The lady at Taco Bell just called our dog sexy.
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“I’ll give you Xanax for your wedding gift” -My Grandma
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