Ally 🌻

yoyok - you're on your own, kid yotwk - you're on the waitlist, kid

Someone from @Cubs please help me find helmet nachos. Please I beg.

What is this X shit?

There are very zero things that I want more than a golden dachshund. It’s just… I need it.

Not my husband eating a snack in the kitchen to avoid me having some.

There is such a difference in the trade of being quiet between men and women/ moms and dads. And so far, in this house, women are elite. ELITE.

5 shots espresso.

If anyone needs some entertainment, take a seat in a Quest waiting room.

IYKYK

My husband didn’t understand a #Scandoval reference and now we’re divorced.

Do people actually wake up and feel good and happy? Is that real or fake.

🍊MG

The Ladies of Louisville All Girl shut it down on Day 1 of #NCAnationals!

Elite Heat All-Stars 24K (Extra Small Senior 6) YOU JUST HIT! #ACP | Day 2

Elite Heat All-Stars - 24K SXS #ACP No Deductions to Report 🟡

HELLO ELITE HEAT 24KKKK 🤩🤩🤩🤩 complete 360 from UCA 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

@cheerUPDATES WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM

It’ll be different.

@Jess_Kinmartin For real. It takes some strong shit to power through

@allyderk Sick with both sick kids is hell. 🫠

Sick with children is hard. God bless all the moms out there for real. Superwomen.