Ally Long

@gsvoss @mayameme I lurk 😛

@mayameme lady boners ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they’re shills protecting their vested interests in a mostly-useless technology. the new tobacco lobbyists but on a planet-burning scale.

@mayameme fake boners. they know it’s a lie

@peterbunor11 👀

Wonder what my life would be if I had moved and started that legal marijuana biz 🤔

@peterbunor11 lmao I should really check twitter more

Hmmm thinking @allyelle 👀

@peterbunor11 I believe in you

@allyelle 😂😂😂😂😂 I hate you!!!!! Let me dream

H2 work goal; to operate and execute consistently in the 95th percentile

@peterbunor11 luckily I deleted twitter from my phone during my holiday 😇

Sending news thst adobe is looking to buy dogma to @allyelle while she’s on holiday to stress her a little 😂 😈

@peterbunor11 jaysus. surely that’s gotta be an elk/goat crossover

@modernserf damn, that’s some immaculate 60s acid party vibes. can imagine gettin way too high and seeing the future in the coffee table biosphere

@allyelle The rug is padded and the coffee table is on casters so you can really spread out _in_ the "pit" area if you feel so inclined

You may have picked up on this already, but I've been going through a synthesizer manic phase for a couple of weeks. Really feels like I'm "playing the hits" of classic Justin fixations

@modernserf wait you actually have a conversation pit?

Like, even though I'm not as monomaniacal about my (conversation pit/bar/piano) as when I got them, I still keep them fully ready to use without needing to clear anything off or dig stuff out of the closet

@hammerh27 the wheel of fortune

You haven’t been initiated into Melbourne unless you’ve driven through this

@peterbunor11 @e_benpaul yes boss

@allyelle @e_benpaul

@christowski truly a gem

I wonder how much money I could save if my personal life admin processes weren't ruled by inertia and vibes

@peterbunor11 @e_benpaul thicccc

@e_benpaul @allyelle

@peterbunor11 you’re welcome

The banana dance is my new favourite emoji on slack.

@Omozele__ telling you from experience this can spiral into a very expensive habit

I desire a shit load of scented candles

@peterbunor11 it should trigger a switch from ‘buy’ to ‘bid’

Lmao interesting design choice @allyelle