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@CarolineMoss And multiple movies where we were to believe Ginnifer Goodwin was was the fat friend, simply because she has a round face shape

@clhubes Hot water tank and heat stop working at the same time: don’t shower and do laundry so often

@Cooperstreaming @notcapnamerica My ex would wash dishes but not rinse, just put them on the rack covered in bubbles. I would be able to taste the soap on the glasses when I drank water out of them, and when I told him this, still refused to rinse. Guess who started do the dishes to not get a mouthful of soap?

Someone in my mentions was stunned that weaponized incompetence "is a real thing". Understandable. This is a new term for an old behavior. But for fun, as a treat, how about we share our most absurd experiences of weaponized incompetence.

@HowSenChong Does anyone remember when these machines were first installed they had a CC option, but it worked very rarely, and so the “fix” for this was to remove the option altogether? Like 7 years later and no solution.

Just got my fare inspected by TTC staff. Here’s the problem: If you want to get on the Spadina streetcar without a Presto card, there is literally no way to pay by cash or credit card, which are the two most popular ways to pay for… everything. You need coins or a token.

@PayGapApp Wow, they deleted the original tweet to remove hashtags and still get called out by the bot anyway! 😂

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 44.8% lower than men's. The pay gap is 12.3 percentage points wider than the previous year.

@BroadwayWorld @PhantomOpera very cool and definitely not haunted at all

You can now spend the night in the Palais Garnier, the Parisian opera house that inspired @PhantomOpera! broadwayworld.com/article/You-Ca…

@Netflix_CA Canceling as soon as this goes into effect!

We know there’s been a lot of confusion about sharing Netflix. A Netflix account is intended for one household, so we’re rolling out new features in Canada to give you more control over your account — and yes, you can still watch Netflix while traveling! about.netflix.com/en/news/an-upd…

@helloross Advice from 🇨🇦 - wear a hat! The heat is going out the top of your head - I don't know the scientific reasoning but it works!

Help. 🥶

@jmwind In the example of the TS tour: sell 2 or 3 venues per day rather than the whole tour at once. Less crashes, easier to queue web traffic

Asking for a friend… if you were the CTO of Ticketmaster what would you build in the next year to fix it?

I just had an entirely guilt-free nap! I wish the same for you during this much needed time of year!

My dad is on his computer, looking up dessert recipes (he hates desserts and sweets) and complaining about how much sugar it calls for. “1 cup!? That’s ridiculous”

@Shire_Hall when are you providing an update today? It’s been 5 days since being able to leave, people are going to start running out of food

@hannahtindle I only want to try a kir royale and turn my brain off, thank you

Watching Emily in Paris is like receiving a lobotomy via audiovisual material which is exactly what I want from a TV show

@clairewillett He would know when to step down

@MavenOfMayhem I did the Ottawa > Toronto move about 10 years ago! It’s much more expensive here, but the winters are SO much easier!

@alex_abads It was face down! Which of course she picked up

and if it's blackmail to get out of the prenup, that's why greg was so pissed about portia because having her around ruins the plan. but... if you're quentin, why would you leave that pic around unless you wanted to rub it in tanya's face?

is this

@AyannaPrescod twitter.com/wesbos/status/…

You better believe I’m clicking every blue check to see if you purchased it or not. 😅

I'm thinking of starting a podcast called "Mundane Mysteries" and the first season is about this airhorn that goes off Every. Night. in my neighbourhood - please someone tell me what it is. #toronto reddit.com/r/Etobicoke/co…

@_Michelle_Jean_ Fable II or III

If you could experience playing a video game again for the first time, which game would it be?