Al

I'm a single issue voter, I want the warm lights back. Streetlights are too blue. Headlights are too bright. It's a crime against nature and God. We need to demand 2800K or below color balance for all outdoor lights. Some cities regulate 3000k max, that's still too damn blue.

Anytime I hold the door open for a stranger and dont get a thank you they get an automatic sassy “you’re welcome”

A year ago I got broken up with which meant I lost my house, my job, and my support system all at once bc I didn’t have deep enough conversations/meet his standards. Today I’m so beyond happy and healthy, fuck anyone who doesn’t appreciate you for who you are

Every time I get a wrap from Publix I end up disappointed af in the old person struggling to wrap it, where are the weed smokers that know how to roll damn it

I just got kicked out of a PUBLIC pool for my bathing suit bottoms being “too small” I guess this ass is offensive🙃

I told my nephew to stop playing with his food and this smart ass kid said “yes master”

Met some people who aren’t from Florida that had no clue what love bugs are, there are too many “just Florida things”

Moving 4x in the last 2 years is actual hell, I know where nothing is at all points in time. Don’t recommend

I started a group chat with my 2 brothers and one of them texted me individually asking who the other person in the chat was💀

@morganlivesayy He came to your work!!! No way!

Trevor Lawrence walks into work and i’m wearing my Brady jersey❤️

I DON'T WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN OTHER THAN WHAT I BEEN TRYING TO BE LATELY

I just don’t get the fad w/ gym shark man

I think my dog is broken…

Found out I’m 5’6” today when I thought I was 5’8” so my whole life is a lie

This lady just said “no one says a Diamond is too big unless it’s on someone else’s hand” and DAMN

@JessicaM_Tran It sure was & is!!!!

@allyflem63 the best ones are unexpected!!!

caffeine: you want me me: i want you bby

“SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE!!”

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