Ally Iseman | she/her

I have an extra room in my house in Santa Monica, CA. If you need to come to the state to have an abortion, you will have a safe place to stay, rest, and heal. Inspired by @jennystojkovic. United we stand. Hear us roar. #RoeVsWade #SCOTUS #Abortion #ReproductiveRights

Wow. It’s nice to see some positive news related to the WGA strike.

“You can’t make meat from plants!” … Yea, and you can’t write without a pencil or send mail without a stamp. 🌱 ✏️ 📝 ✉️ 📫 📮💚 #PlantBased #Vegan #VeganMeat #PlantMeat #VeganHumor #VeganJokes #VeganTwitter

@Coffins_Coffee @Palmer69420 @WGAWest @sagaftra Exactly the issue.

Don’t understand the current #WritersStrike? It’s a long story… and if we’re finally paid sustainable livable wages we’ll tell it. #PreWGA #WriterTwitter #Solidarity @WGAWest #WGA @sagaftra #FairPay #OnStrike #Strike

Give up? I don’t even know how to spell kwit. #WriterTwitter #Solidarity #PreWGA #Comedy #Humor #FunnyWomen #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine

@tonyakay Might sound cheesy, but I think you’re amazing 😘

Join me and @GlblCtzn in our Pledge to go Plant-Based. I started in 2006 and I'm still learning and improving. It's never too late to start, try, or get curious! glblctzn.co/3hvB9x2Skzb #globalcitizen #plantbased #tryvegan

Influenzar (noun): in•floo•en•zer Someone who uses their influence on social media to spread misinformation like a virus. #WriterTwitter #FluSeason #Influencers #Influenza #Flu

So stoked for tonight! Who else is coming?!

@AngelaCohen Perfection

This is not a mirage 😍 9 years of marriage, celebrated in India! The number 9 is revered in Hinduism and considered a complete, perfected and divine number.

I'll have what she's having... If you really want the full-body deli experience, #MakeItUnreal. #UnrealDeli #DeliSandwich #whenharrymetsally

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@UnrealDeli Feast: Steak Chimichurri Munch: Reuben Kick: Turkey BLT

FMK... feast, munch, or kick👀 - Corn'd Beef Reuben - Unreal Steak Chimichurri - Roasted Turk'y BLT Which one would you FEAST on, merely MUNCH, or KICK to the curb? Trick question, we know you wouldn't kick out any of our deli-ciousness.

@officialDannyT Got ‘em on the first try!! Love your vegan offerings @TrejosTacos 🌮💚🌱 #TrejosDonuts

You've caught my machete, but can you catch my donuts? Post a screenshot #TrejosDonuts

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This man is a true mensch, not to mention having great taste in dinner menus 💚 #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal #BeLikeKevin

@DEADLINE Congrats @MickeyFisher73 💚💚💚

EXCLUSIVE: NBC has given a script commitment with penalty to an untitled sci-fi medical drama from Joshua Troke, Mickey Fisher, Justin Lin’s Perfect Storm Entertainment and Universal Television, where Lin is under a deal deadline.com/2022/12/sci-fi…

@UnrealDeli Oo that hit deep 🥰

@AllyIseman Just like our Unreal steak salad, Virgos are very detailed and effortless. 🙌

I’m a Steak Salad… Which foodie sign are you? #Vegan #Foodie #Voodie #FoodSign #StarSign #Zodiac #ZodiacSigns #WhatsYourSign #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal

Pub Subs + Unreal Deli = #CoupleGoals 💚 A match made in heaven, our Roasted Turk'y slices are now available in the mouth-wateringly fresh "Meatless Turkey Club" found at your local @publix deli counter. Have you ordered one yet?🥪 #pubsubs #unrealdeli #perfectpair #delicious